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Why iPods are Better Than Men

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Teechur

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I wrote this for a friend of mine who has just been indoctrinated into the cult with a new Nano:

For all us iPodians...

1) You can turn an iPod on with a touch of a button. (Oh wait...you can do that with a man too.)

2) You can turn an iPod OFF with the touch of a button.

3) Your iPod will run with you without complaining.

4) Your iPod will go to the gym with you and never look at your cellulite and say "Have you considered the stairclimber?"

5) Your iPod won't tell if you skip the gym and take him to Starbucks for a Frappucino and scone instead.

6) Your iPod knows all your favorite songs and will play them to you, in order.

7) You iPod will NOT change the song right in the middle of your favorite part to listen to some 100 year old country song that makes your toes shrivel up inside your shoes and your ears bleed.

8) Your iPod will NOT play Wierd Al, unless you ask him to.

9) Your iPod knows just the right music to get you in the mood...in ANY mood.

10) Your iPod won't tell anyone that you have an entire season of "Desperate Housewives" on it that you watch while on the treadmill at the gym.

11) Your iPod will also not let on that you have a playlist called "Really Annoying Songs" that you trot out just to drive the in-laws and the rodents from your home.

12) Nor will your iPod mention N'Sync, Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer, or the three different versions of the Macarena you play incessently.

13) Your iPod actually knows your tastes and caters to them.

14) Your iPod never criticizes your driving while in the car with you.

15) Your iPod loves you, even when you're having a bad hair day.
 

kgirlsbug

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Your iPod doesn't care if you are dancing around the house in the really ugly but comfy undies
 

leFrenzy

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Your iPod is like your woman because she's very expensive and cost a lot to take care of, especially when it comes to accessories.
 

Teechur

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Oh jeez, Jaydon. It's a JOKE! I actually don't generally participate in male bashing, and if you pay attention I never once say anything negative about men in it. I happen to be quite happily married to a wonderful man who has a sense of humor.
 

sidebruns

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...if you touch your ipod in the wrong way, it will leave a scratch to remind you :D
 

Stevenjuke

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old country music

" You iPod will NOT change the song right in the middle of your favorite part to listen to some 100 year old country song that makes your toes shrivel up inside your shoes and your ears bleed"

I guess listening to johnny cash or patsy cline is out of the question then:D
 

Teechur

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Re: old country music

Stevenjuke said:
" You iPod will NOT change the song right in the middle of your favorite part to listen to some 100 year old country song that makes your toes shrivel up inside your shoes and your ears bleed"

I guess listening to johnny cash or patsy cline is out of the question then:D
Hahaha!

Yeah...that's a "dad" thing.

(Actually, I've been listening to a lot of Johnny Cash lately. What is WRONG with me?)

(No really. He's not that bad.)

(In fact, I can grudgingly admit that he was downright talented.)

(But don't tell my Dad.)
 

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"I never liked Johnny Cash but I saw the movie because it was supposed to be good and now I like a couple of his songs."

Theres northing wrong with a little old school music, now and again, you young kids remember that:)
 

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I like "A Satisfied Mind" JOhnny cash is badass.

"But never they know, that it's so hard to find. A rich man in ten. With a satisfied mind"
 
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