ToddW
New member
Here is my weekly rant for those of you who are interested:
1. Dry Counties: I actually had some time to go and play some golf this weekend. Me and my golfin buddy decided to pick up a sixer of our favorite lager and low and behold the county we were going to play golf in was dry, to liquor to found. I hope to never live in a dry county!
2. J LO: I am so sick of hearing about JLO/JHO/JFLO/JSCHMOE. So what if she has a nice booty I can think of at least a hundred women with a great booty (thinking).........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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3. The Matrix Reloaded: I know this is a little late, but watching the DVD reminded me of something. If the matrix has different revs and according the architect we are on the sixth rev. Did Apple right the software? (sorry just poking a little fun at iTunes for Windows)
4. iTunes for Windows: VURP!!(yuck, yuck, yuck, real bad taste in my mouth) After hearing that is was the best app for windows I was kind of excited about using. I have optimistic the whole weekend. Looking at Albums in the Music Store, ripping some stuff in AAC and then something hit my like a brick wall. It took me forever to do anything in it. I guess I am too much of a power user, how the heck to maximize that thing anyway.
5. Wrestling: Could you imagine a world where everyone talked like a wrestler. At work your boss comes up to you and says, "Oh yeah, I will see you all Sunday at the Metrodome where I am going to pile drive you into the mat" Translation: Hey we have meeting in the conference in ten minutes!
6. Chipolte: This place has some awesome burritos, it is the starbuck of mexican food: I would like a burrito, chicken, zippy, dippy, bo pippy!
7. Halley Barry as Catwomen: Oh my freaking God. Grrr Growllll Grrr
8. Idiots: I think being an idiot should be a misdemeanor. There are idiots in the store, on the road, on the phone. I think that if you get caught being an idiot, should be written a ticket. When you go to court the judge should sentence you to 24 hours of defensive idiots class. Hello, my name is Bill and I am an idiot!
9. Telemarketers: Okay my new solution to getting rid of telemarketers. Come on to all of them. When they start talking whether they are male or female or both, just say ooh what's your name you sound nice, I'm very lonely. They hang up immediately.
10. The post office: There is one place in this world where you will wait in line, and that is the post office. I went in there the other day and there was nobody in line, one lady at the counter reading a magazine and I waited for five minutes and a whole converstion with here ( I was ignored the whole time) and finally she said "Can I help you?" My response was, "I just need to get some stamps and send this package" She told me to go to FedEx.
1. Dry Counties: I actually had some time to go and play some golf this weekend. Me and my golfin buddy decided to pick up a sixer of our favorite lager and low and behold the county we were going to play golf in was dry, to liquor to found. I hope to never live in a dry county!
2. J LO: I am so sick of hearing about JLO/JHO/JFLO/JSCHMOE. So what if she has a nice booty I can think of at least a hundred women with a great booty (thinking).........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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3. The Matrix Reloaded: I know this is a little late, but watching the DVD reminded me of something. If the matrix has different revs and according the architect we are on the sixth rev. Did Apple right the software? (sorry just poking a little fun at iTunes for Windows)
4. iTunes for Windows: VURP!!(yuck, yuck, yuck, real bad taste in my mouth) After hearing that is was the best app for windows I was kind of excited about using. I have optimistic the whole weekend. Looking at Albums in the Music Store, ripping some stuff in AAC and then something hit my like a brick wall. It took me forever to do anything in it. I guess I am too much of a power user, how the heck to maximize that thing anyway.
5. Wrestling: Could you imagine a world where everyone talked like a wrestler. At work your boss comes up to you and says, "Oh yeah, I will see you all Sunday at the Metrodome where I am going to pile drive you into the mat" Translation: Hey we have meeting in the conference in ten minutes!
6. Chipolte: This place has some awesome burritos, it is the starbuck of mexican food: I would like a burrito, chicken, zippy, dippy, bo pippy!
7. Halley Barry as Catwomen: Oh my freaking God. Grrr Growllll Grrr
8. Idiots: I think being an idiot should be a misdemeanor. There are idiots in the store, on the road, on the phone. I think that if you get caught being an idiot, should be written a ticket. When you go to court the judge should sentence you to 24 hours of defensive idiots class. Hello, my name is Bill and I am an idiot!
9. Telemarketers: Okay my new solution to getting rid of telemarketers. Come on to all of them. When they start talking whether they are male or female or both, just say ooh what's your name you sound nice, I'm very lonely. They hang up immediately.
10. The post office: There is one place in this world where you will wait in line, and that is the post office. I went in there the other day and there was nobody in line, one lady at the counter reading a magazine and I waited for five minutes and a whole converstion with here ( I was ignored the whole time) and finally she said "Can I help you?" My response was, "I just need to get some stamps and send this package" She told me to go to FedEx.