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Men's English vs. Women's English

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L33tG4m3r

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Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]



Men's English:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now!
Love you, too = Okay, I said it, Now can we have sex
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe sex?
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex without me
 

musichound

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Almost every ounce what the op WROTE I hear this on a regular bases.

There is one that's left out for women:
I have a headache = I don't want sex.
 
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pohatu771

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Pikemann_Urge said:
LOL. :) But I'm more honest - I'd tell a girl if I preferred her hair before (if she asked).
Done and done.

Don't you hate it when they ask for "your honest opinion," and then get mad when it's not the same as theirs? And then they're hypocrites about it.

She wanted to cut her hair short, and asked what I thought. I said it was the dumbest idea I'd heard that week. She did it. I say that I don't like it. She gets mad.

Then she tells me that I need a haircut (for a long time, my hair was longer than hers... we're about even now).
 

seo

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Hey L33tG4m3r! I've somewhere read this. I'll agree with it.
 

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HA HA, EMAIL FORWARDS!

Thanks for bringing this from my inbox to a forum I go to! Awesome!
 
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