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L33tG4m3r

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So. Yeah, the title is pretty self-explanatory. My brother sent this to me, I think he got it from a friend or on the internet, but I don't really know. Some teacher got these hilarious answers for different exams, so I guess he/she posted them on the 'net.

Don't flame, if you don't like it, don't say anything at all. Enjoy!

Expand. You'll get it after a while.


Downright hilarious.


I kinda don't get this one. (Hint: Look at the bottom)


Batman! Lmfao.


Sorry if you can't read this. Just save it and zoom in.


Pretty funny.


A blonde answer.


I saved the best one for last.



Hoped you liked it.
 
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pohatu771

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mrdantownsend said:
I liked the one with the elephant in the way.

I actually laughed out loud, literally on that one.
It almost makes me want to write that on my next Physics test (where I've had almost identical questions...)

Of course, I'm not failing Physics anymore, so I probably shouldn't push it- especially not when I know how to figure that stuff out.
 

papayaninja

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http://colhumor-9.vo.llnwd.net/d1/ch6/5/c/collegehumor.de5ad3e59ae214e10f18e98c68285427.jpg

The ink is supposed be that of the teacher...

And http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7461/testprofdrawspic4649494xh7.jpg

I guess it's more like funny teacher responses than student answers though.

edit: http://kutwereld.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/pro_vs_noob.jpg

edit2: http://scienceblogs.com/evolvingthoughts/calc.jpg

I'm unstoppable, folks. edit3:

Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
 
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habsrock13

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"Thus, they remain angry and keep killing us and burning down our trees with El Niño."

Can't stop laughing.... classic.
 

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more stupid answers

Q: define plutonium
A: a type of kryptonite

Q: what is a spider?
A: a bug that bit Peter Parker

Q: name the planet that isthe nearest to Earth
A: Hoth

and finally, a word problem

Q: you and a freind are going to walk to the theater see a movie. there are two possible ways to get to the movies. you want to take the faster way. one path is 300000cm long, and the other is 32km. wich way is faster?
A: depends on the movie. if its spiderman 3, im driving.
 
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