• With the number of recent threads from brand new users that we have observed in our Classifieds forum selling goods under questionable circumstances, we have instituted a new policy restricting new members of iLounge from posting new threads in the Classifieds forum until they have reached "Regular Member" status.

    New users become Regular Members once they have made 10 posts and been a member of the iLounge Forums for at least 7 days. Prior to this time, members may still read the Classifieds forum, and even respond to existing threads for items being sold by other members, but they may not create new threads advertising their own items for sale.

    This will hopefully help to protect our user community by discouraging fraudulent users from signing up and posting classified ads without having at least a very basic level of established membership in our forums.

    Obviously all users should still exercise due diligence when making use of our classifieds forums, but we hope that this restriction will help to decrease the number of blatantly fraudulent ads that we have been seeing in recent weeks.

    Please be sure to review our Classified Forum Policy for more information.

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New member
Q: What do the latest iPhone applications do?
A: Whiten teeth and perform LASIK eye surgery!

Yes to these new features in the future. LOL


New member
I used to be addicted to brake fluid, but than I realized I could stop.

i also used to be afraid of elevators and now im taking the steps to avoid them.

last night i had a dream about cars... i woke up exhausted.

why are libarians so strict? they ahve to do everything by the books.

i dumped my boyfriend, he was an apostrophe, he was getting possesive.

why dont seagulls fly over the bay? because if they did they would be bagels.

i moved to sweden yesterday and dont like it much, but at least the flag's a plus

Thank you! (bows)