found these on a site, i think they said these were rejected by apple for various reasons, but they funny tho...
10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside* ~Anonymous
iPod Limited Edition: ###### Compatible. * ~Jimmy4Kim
Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters* ~Anonymous
Cocaine and razor blade not included.* ~Carl
Lick My Shiny Metal ###* ~Anonymous
Bad Mother ######* (settled with "Bad Mother ####a) ~Ben
Something small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In.* ~wiredgargoyle
I play with myself.* ~ leonardom
Steal this? Will self destruct when used.* ~Anonymous
iMasturbate five times a day* ~rjones
F uck Osama.* ~Anonymous
Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time* ~Mike P.
I cost more per ounce than cocaine.* ~dgcole
Some of the ones allowed were:
My other iPod is a Millenium Falcon
George Bush Hates Black People
WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set
10,000 reasons to ignore my wife
If only women's buttons were this easy to push
Size Does Matter
FCUK WINDOWS
I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man?
here's the url where i got these:
http://www.methodshop.com/mp3/articles/rejectedengraving/