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found these on a site, i think they said these were rejected by apple for various reasons, but they funny tho...

10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside* ~Anonymous
iPod Limited Edition: ###### Compatible. * ~Jimmy4Kim
Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters* ~Anonymous
Cocaine and razor blade not included.* ~Carl
Lick My Shiny Metal ###* ~Anonymous
Bad Mother ######* (settled with "Bad Mother ####a) ~Ben
Something small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In.* ~wiredgargoyle
I play with myself.* ~ leonardom
Steal this? Will self destruct when used.* ~Anonymous
iMasturbate five times a day* ~rjones
F uck Osama.* ~Anonymous
Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time* ~Mike P.
I cost more per ounce than cocaine.* ~dgcole


Some of the ones allowed were:

My other iPod is a Millenium Falcon
George Bush Hates Black People
WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set
10,000 reasons to ignore my wife
If only women's buttons were this easy to push
Size Does Matter
FCUK WINDOWS
I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man?

here's the url where i got these:
http://www.methodshop.com/mp3/articles/rejectedengraving/
 

ecsoroca

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LMAO Keep Em coming GREAT POST LMAO heres mines

line 1:Never regret anything
line 2: that once made you smile.

Some one Sticky this Tread its a must see if your getting a new ipod
 

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Rusty Clown said:
"Objects in the rearview mirror are closer than they appear"

"Kiss my shiny metal ###"

"trapped in fabrication, send for help!"

"Tharr be pyrate MP3s aboard" << thats mine :D
Would that Futurama quote actually be accepted? It's brilliant!
 

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Hmm i don't know but maybe " I eat Grunts for Breakfast" like the grunts from Halo 2....and speaking of Halo I can do a really good grunt voice and i can do the elite pretty good too.." *Rock Lobster Song From Family Guy Plays*"
 

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The pool has lots of chlorine
It turned my hair green

yea thats a good one
 

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My iPod is smarter than your Honor Student.

Demo model. Please do not remove from store.

Music sold separately.

iPod therefore iPoor.

Engraving lowers resale value? Crap.

You have 6 new messages.

Scratch and see if you are a winner!

Neat...My life savings into one gadget!

By the time you start me, I'll be obsolete.

Your honor student stole my iPod.
 

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"Demo model. Please do not remove from store"


aahahaa that's great. i really like that one
 

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its not that funny but i wanted this. but did'nt fit

Blinding Ignorance Dose Mislead Us, O! Wreched mortals open your eyes.
 
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