Create a weapon to destroy the previous one

[Darkraver]

Well, as the title goes, make up something or use something existing to destroy the previous weapon. Anything goes.

I'll start off with the default ipod headphones (for strangling)

-Dark

[Madkins007]

If I am understanding the game, I'd use a pair of shop scissors to cut the earbuds up. To minimize the next weapons effectiveness, these would be the heavy cast metal scissors.

[Jet_Pilot]

Even if they are heavy cast doesnt mean they can't be beat by a rock. Every Rock Paper Scissors fan will agree. My Rock will be a big dirty rock like AC/DC

[Adam]

Rock. Hard yet brittle.

I will use my hammer. This hammer will be a diamond/steel composite coated (around 5mm). The main mass of the hammer will be mild steel, work hardened nonetheless. With a rubber grip. The weight would be approximately 10kg to allow ease of use while having cross sections able to withstand the obvious stress from the weapons below. It will obliterate any mass of rock in it's path. Enjoy.

[enjoilax]

i will use...

MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA!

[gstspyder]

I slice up MECHA-SHIVA with my 12.02 oz sith light saber.

[smorzander]

i will use a rail gun. how would you like a 200lb tungsten rod flying at you light saber at mac9?

you know what just happened?


BOOOM!

[Darkraver]

I'll use a super powerful magnet and repel both the mecha, lightsabre, and tungsten rod back at you

[Madkins007]

EMP bomb destroys circuitry and possibly power delivery system to the magnet...

...and I may have just crashed the thread- how do you destroy a weapon that destroys itself in the act?


ALTERNATIVE WEAPON:
Insulated cable cutters to cut power to the super magnet. Ha ha ha! How the mighty fall to humble tools!

[Adam]

Magnets don't need power (unless of course you are using a superconductor as a magnet, in which case bad idea). So I'll ignore the bomb and head for the main weapon!!!

Enter steel forge.

[Kristiano]

Originally posted by Adam
Magnets don't need power (unless of course you are using a superconductor as a magnet, in which case bad idea). So I'll ignore the bomb and head for the main weapon!!!

Enter steel forge.

Enter a nuclear bomb. :p

[smorzander]

phhhh... i will brin in jean claud van dam and he will go all action star on you and defuse the bomb.

[Adam]

^ swish

Alas he is no match for:

A volcanoe strategically placed upon hollywood.

[Madkins007]

Originally posted by Adam
Magnets don't need power (unless of course you are using a superconductor as a magnet, in which case bad idea). So I'll ignore the bomb and head for the main weapon!!!

Enter steel forge.

LOL! How do you figure that a supermagnet won't be, at the very least, an electro magnet? You can't make a super-magnet by just piling other magnets up. I stand by the power destruction option!!

[Madkins007]

Heck- volcano on Hollywood? Good riddance!

However, for the sake of the game...

Use nukes to open up a channel to the Pacific to flood in and quiet the volcano. One must assume it was artifically induced and thus not connected to the Ring of Fire directly, so several gigatons of salt water ought to put it out.

And just for fun, let's deliver the nukes via nuclear subs!

[rogermexico]

All your subs are belong to my Redeemer.

Seriously though, two words: Runaway Bunny.

[Blackmane]

A thermo nuclear silo lauched war head with a rabbit catching net, powered by seven moon rockets from iceland.

I have no life :(

[Madkins007]

Wow! THat's a LOT to launch against a bunny!

Hey- I know! A gaggle of corporate lawyers bringing suit against Iceland, Ajax Nuclear Silos Inc, Acme Inc (Rabbit Nets Industries subsidiary), Bill's Moon Rockets and Taco Stand, and all partties involved in this henious crime against humanity and rabbitity.

Fallout, pollution, hunting without a lisence out of season, crossing international borders to commit a felony, money laundering, and general conduct unbecoming.

Ha, ha ha! I'll wrap you up in red tape so tight it'll make your eyes bulge!

[Joshdude]

A money-trap that will drop razor-sharp spikes coated with venom on anyone who enters. Of course the lawyers will wander in....

[ipodlova]

HA. thats pathetic. feel the rath of my fishing rod to reach the money. :P

[pmad]

Originally posted by rogermexico

Seriously though, two words: Runaway Bunny.

That is exactly what I was thinking.
You must have kids too.

BTW: Are you any relation to Ron Mexico? ;)

[Madkins007]

My case hardened scissors are in use again, cutting your fishing line and at least the tender end of your fishing rod to itty bitty pieces!

[Judas1012]

A swift, Stooges-style poke to the orbitals. Try and use them scissors blind, man!

[Madkins007]

Ha! I hold my hand up between my eyes, Moe-style, to block your attack with a Zen/Stooges fluidity

[skateboarderx24]

i take a bottle of Smartwater and shove it up ur nose and slap u across ur face with a salmon

[Darkraver]

I eat the salmon and throw it up all over your face, with stomach acid (pH 2) therefore melting your face off your head.

[wolves100a]

A nuclear sup is hunting the sub that is launching the nukes.

[thiswho]

my Death Star will destroy your nuclear sub with the rest of the world!!

[skateboarderx24]

har har but alas time has wrecked havok upon your death star...it has crumbled to is basic elemnets carbon and hydrogen...you my friend have lost

[Adam]

Chemical reactions will destroy your measly atoms!

[Darkraver]

molecular bondings withstand your chemical reactions, and then attack you!

[skateboarderx24]

hits you with an umbrella

[Madkins007]

[cuts umbrella up with scissors- such handy things!]

[skateboarderx24]

perfect...stabs u with the pointy part

[Adam]

Bench grinder.

[Darkraver]

Ignore adam (bench grinder? I don't get it) and use the spokes of the umbrella to stab you back from a farther distance.

[Madkins007]

Bench grinder: a stationary power tool consisting of a grinding wheel and a powerful motor, used to sharpen blades, reshape metal, and grind scissors away to metal dust.

[afalconsvick]

Throws a grenade at the bench grinder.

[maogall]

hit you with a zen micro.

[skateboarderx24]

*falls over laughing*....slaps you across ur face with a nomad juke box *those things are huge man*

[Darkraver]

Oh yeah? Dell DJ!!!

[skateboarderx24]

uhh uhhh ah ha *uses a cran to lift ENIAC and drops it on u* haha multi milion dollar basic function computer on your shoes foo

[Madkins007]

Uses Swiss Army Knife to disassemble crane, causes ENIAC to drop on skateboarderx24

[stevesurf]

...releases metal dissolving fluid (patented by Stark Enterprises) on Madkins, dissolving all his remaining metallic weapons, yet leaving him intact and speechless

[Adam]

Contain your liquid in a small plastic container :p

[Madkins007]

[lights match, melts container, sets flammable liquid ablaze]

[stevesurf]

Summons robotic insect that sprays you with flame quenching polymer, cocooning you totally except for two nostril holes. Female insect is dispatched who will bite your head off on arrival.

[Mina]

Madkins007 is sprayed with large doses of potent insect repellent, mwahahahahaha

Mina.

[Maxman]

Madkins007 is wearing a raincoat as he is being sprayed, and when the can is empty, he uses it to choke the guy who sprayed him!

[skateboarderx24]

drops a piano of u from an incredible height...after the paino crushes you it plays some tune

[Madkins007]

Thinking quickly, I take the insect repellant-soaked raincoat and drape it over the shell of the polymer goo. Using the remaining spray and flammable liquids I carbonize the whole thing to create a sturdy shelter, just strong enough to protect me. I am playing Beethoven's Fifth in a victory celebration.

Now, to destroy Skateboarderx24's weapon... I guess I'll have to figure out how he got the piano up there.

[grabs a ladder to climb up and hunt for clues]

[skateboarderx24]

discovers that madkins007 has come after me...a rooftop battle ensues...

[Darkraver]

activate my rooftop trap, causing you to fall into a pit full of king cobras

[skateboarderx24]

jet pack ....tosses a molatov cocktail into the pit of cobras..come on peta come and whine to me

[stevesurf]

Sprays flame ######ant coating over the cobras that also act as an aggressive hormone therapy, exciting the cobras, and extinguishes the jet pack. Now you're falling, falling closer to your destiny...salivating cobras with slo death poison venom

[skateboarderx24]

agast..a worm hole opens up and places me safly at my computer...at the same time on opens up below your feet sending you to...new jersey!

[Judas1012]

...and we have to end this thread. There is no fate worse than New Jersey, nor any weapon powerful enough to undo the horrors of that state. ;)

I bought a plane ticket out of New Jersey, which I also happen to fold into a sturdy, origami chinese star, which I toss and hit you in the eyeball with.

[skateboarderx24]

deflected..safty glasses...always wear them...as for you...*orbitz.com* jersey for you.....man i reply to much...meh

[Darkraver]

oh no, your safety glasses develop a serious flaw, and crack in half and explode after the impact, blinding you with plastic splinters.

[stevesurf]

having been transported from New Jersey, something evil comes back with you - the splinter fragments form the dreaded teenage Jersey Girl that flings her credit cards at you, slicing one arm off

[skateboarderx24]

bwhaha..fear this..itialian women....*puts ear plugs in*

[stevesurf]

covers her in barilla vodka sauce and eats her

[Madkins007]

[sprinkles food toxin on her as Stevesurf eats her, giving him severe stomach cramps. Rigs toilet to explode upon flushing.]

[skateboarderx24]

toilet explodes as you tighten the last wire..next time buy american....*hides remote*

[Ichijoe]

Ahhh everyone knows that the 'Ultimate Weapon' is the "The Bitsy Big Boy Boomeroo" Which will blow the Zooks clear to Salamagoo! :P

Everything I learnd in life I learned in Kindergarten!

[stevesurf]

Having watched Lethal Weapon 2 (and living part time at the GFs place that has only one bathroom) I sense the trigger mechanism and leap in time from the toilet seat at lightning speed and wind 10-ply institutional toilet tissue around skateboarder, leaving him(or her) helpless and the object of simba the killer tiger kitty's affection and rage.

[skateboarderx24]

survives the blast cuz twas nothing but a sparkler....crazy glues bluetoothe earbuds into your ears and puts the most annoying songs on...its a small world barney songs and and...public radio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....the ipod has a never ending battery and so do the headphones....death unto your brain

[stevesurf]

Dons Iron Man Mask that has automatic jamming for all kinds of bad music and programming, with the sole exception of hhis girlfirend nagging!

[skateboarderx24]

*locates your computer* i install the beta version of...LONGHORN..the even crappier version of windows

[Maxman]

And I create a virus that absolutely destroys Longhorn...

[stevesurf]

I lock Scooby Doo in your room with tons of water and nowhere to go. He pees into your computer's CPU, destroying the virus et al

[Madkins007]

[Scares Scooby out of the room with a cheap Halloween mask. That was easy!]

[stevesurf]

You shouldn't have gone in the room, as it wasn't Scooby, but it was Pinhead disguised as Scooby, and he permanently attaches the razor-lined Halloween Mask to your head.

[Blackmane]

Floating blow torch which melts the halloween mask and the razors dig into the skin killilng the small brain which ocupies the space.

[maogall]

Polar bears, come frome behind and bites the cord of the blow torch and then kick your a** like kuma.

[skateboarderx24]

Originally posted by Maxman
And I create a virus that absolutely destroys Longhorn...

keep that virus for wen it comes out ..lol

can some one say..plasma torch *cuts your arms off* instantly cauterizing the cut ha no you cannot have them reatached...then i beat u sensless with your own arms

[moman]

c-4 to blow up the plasma torch

[stevesurf]

A quick phone call to the "Axis of Evil" and three representatives immediately arrive, stealing the C4 for later use as WMDs. Trying a stem cell research experiment, the arms grow into two separate angry mini people with little brains and a big fist each. They proceed to beat skateborder senseless and silly until he says "mama"

[Maxman]

And then they create a giant to step on all the mini people...

As far as the virus, I want to create a virus with my friend that will completely anihilate Longhorn and Microsoft :D

[Madkins007]

[implants remote control implant into giant's central nervous system. directs giant to just start whomping away on everyone who has posted so far except, of course, me.

Oh, and encode the signal with a 1Gb code, use a microburst transmission system on randoming changing frequencies, and otherwise protect the signal... which is bounced off a series of commercial satellites to hide my secret lair.]

[Darkraver]

EMP and nuke 2 for one special (What can I say? I like a good deal)

-Dark

[stevesurf]

The giant had donned a suit of armor impervious to emp and nuclear blasts; the giant is now angry and hungry and proceeds to the nearest White Castle, being Madkins007's favorite snacktime food

[skateboarderx24]

buys out white castle and turns it into a health food place..tofu my giant?....as for the giant...kiks him in the shin thus making him crumble to dust..

[maogall]

Builds a McDonalds and gives quarter pounders for free, making people fat again.

[stevesurf]

Due to the large amount of Quarter Pounders(tm) consumed by the fat people, who are farting constantly, unbreathable conditions outdoors exist now in certain urban areas. As people light up cigarettes, cigars and joints, they explode due to all the fart gas in the air.

[Madkins007]

[Secretly replaced all the meat in McD's with a soybean/tofu/veggie mix, and add a touch of addictive drug- thus making the stuff both healthy, and giving people a craving for it. Soon, Stevesurf and Skateboarder are hopelessly addicted.

Suddenly, the burgers are no longer free, and the price skyrockets!

Stevesurf and Skateboarder quickly go broke trying to maintain their habits. They run up credit card debt, sell all of their leftover nukes and virii codes, whatever they can get thir hands on to feed their need!

Even their beloved boards end up at the pawn shop. Soon, one takes to gambling in a deperate effort to pay off the huge debt while still affording his burger addiction. Currently, Lenny the Fish is looking for him and he has gone into hiding.

The other takes to robbing McD's delivery trucks and becomes the FBI's #1 Most Wanted. He shows up in an episode of "America's Most Wanted", and later on "Cops- Too Hot for TV".

Because the burgers are so healthy, they 'enjoy' theiur situation for a long, long time!

[stevesurf]

Having secretly stashed several miniature webcams in Madkins' lair, SteveSurf takes the video evidence of Madkins stuffing all 5 billion quarter pounders with the gross but healthy/addictive tofu mix and exposes him on National Television, aired right after the American Idol finals. Not liking anyone to mess with their burgers, 1000 Cattle Ranchers stampede Madkins home and stuff him naked into a locked phonebooth filled with his own tofu mix, encouraging him to eat his way out.

President Bush congratulates SteveSurf and Skateboarder for their heroic exposure, grant them immunity and invite them to the White House for a dinner of Kobe beef hamburgers

[skateboarderx24]

crap now i have to burn u...o well we r rich *slap*

[stevesurf]

Epilogue

Madkins is no longer Madkins, but having consumed enough radioactive tofu, he harnesses the ability to shoot tofu ropes, touring the city as our latest superhero - Mad Tofu

The White house dinner did not go as planned as the newly escaped Sadaam Hussein has to return to the scene of the crime, stealing AirForce 2 and wishing everyone a nice day, a newproduct of this new psychosis

[skateboarderx24]

~slaps stevesurf with a loaf of bread~

[stevesurf]

beans skateboarder with an overripe kiwi

[skateboarderx24]

produce fight i see..well then *slams a watermelon over your head*

[Darkraver]

blind you with lemon juice

-dark

[stevesurf]

The combination of blinded by lemon juice and concussed by watermelon, stevesurf develops superhero-like sonar and launches a deadly assault of flying bananas

[skateboarderx24]

what...well then i throw a monkey to eat the bannas in mid air while gwen steffani continues to sing about her fecal matter and spelling bananas like an idiot

[stevesurf]

depresses the "Trunk Monkey (http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/movies/Monkey3-high.wmv)Return" button, and, with no monkey to protect you, I switch to the deadly plantain projectiles

[Madkins007]

[turns the channel to something more rational, like The New Gilligan's Island. Is amazed to see Stevesurf as Gilligan Steve and Skateboarder as... Mary Ann????? Oh my god!

quickly channel surfs.....

Here we go! American Chopper... doing the Stevesurf Bike???? NO!!!!!!!

click click click click

Ah. Animal Planet. Nice, safe Animal Planet! Good old Steve Irwin! Watch him wrestle that... oh, NO! That's Skateboarder in the river! "By crackey, ain't he a beauty'?

click click click

You know... why not just turn the dumb set of?

Click. Bewooop *]




(Isn't it sad that today's TV don't make that cool 'bewoooop sound when they turn off? Isn't it sad that I care??)

[stevesurf]

By accident, he switches to "The Ring" channel instead of turning it off. Don't turn to channel 666, 'cause Madkins is stuck there, inside his own TV

[Darkraver]

The tv set finally makes a bewooop sound, but unfortunately this is due to an inherent design flaw, which causes a normal tv, once turned to The Ring channel, to start a chain reaction that will result in a nuclear meltdown, fulfilling the prophecy of the ring.

-Dark

[maogall]

A nuclear reactions happens but samara or sadako didnt die and is going to eat you alive.

[skateboarderx24]

ha ha i survive along with the roaches and stomp on your ashes or shadow which ever is left...thankfully my bid went through for that suit of roaches

[Darkraver]

With no food source remaining, the roaches turn on their wearer, creating a very slow and painful death of skateboarder

-Dark

[stevesurf]

The Trunk Monkey comes to the rescue, spraying Skateboarder with RAID and tuning the TV to the Ring channel, freeing Madkins. Unknowingly, the Monkey also lets the three terrorists from the axis of evil free who kidnap the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models, creating worldwide chaos

[skateboarderx24]

death to the monkey

[Darkraver]

unfortunately, the monkeys develop a greater intelligence, and take over the earth, hence, the planet of the apes.

-Dark

[Adam]

Bad acting by Charlton Heston (of the movie).

[stevesurf]

Transported to the Planet of the Apes, the Crazy 88's go on a slicing rampage, taking out Charleton Heston and all the monkeys. They rename it Planet of the 88s

[skateboarderx24]

score the 80's rule...ahem pushes stevesurf back into a time machine and sends him to the 70's...1670's that is

[stevesurf]

Being a master of geneology, stevesurf seeks out skateboarder's and Madkins' ancestors, stuffs 'em into a time machine and transports them to the year 3070 where there are thousands of Michael Jackson clones

[Darkraver]

develops an anti-aging ray that turns you all into little 8-year olds, with the MJ clones... you know where this is going ;)

-Dark

[papayaninja]

Jacko is charged with "ugliness with intent to distribute" and the kiddies are safe.

[skateboarderx24]

jako being guilty on all charges is sent to minimum club fed prison but while the paperwork is getting done he is accidentily sent to a maximum security prison

[5x24]

The government cut all budget on correctional facilities and they were forced to close.

[skateboarderx24]

america runs rampent with felons running loose on the streets your car is found on blocks then someone steels the car's shell and blocks...better hold your ipod close

[[zerophase]]

nuke um

[stevesurf]

Just as zerophase is about to pull the trigger, the folks from the time police show up, tell everyone that the Michael Jackson timeline has caused mass hysteria in other parallel worlds and earth to be quarantined, and send everyone back, reverting the earth to present day, before the fruit fight.

Stevesurf notices some cored pineapples, stuffs marascino cherries in them and lobs them at the folks on line to buy iPods as graduation presents. Everyone is running out of the Apple Store with Red iPods, now the new color

[JustinHermary]

...

shoot em.

[Darkraver]

unfortunately, a maraschino cherry flies towards you gun, and stuffs the barrel, causing it to backfire and make the slide fly into your head. (sin city anyone?)

-Dark

[stevesurf]

SteveSurf dusts off his bike helmet, checks for scratches and sticks a pin into his darkraver voodoo doll, making him beg for mercy

[JustinHermary]

...shoots em...

[Darkraver]

C'mon, be more creative!

I use a giant magnet to force the pin out of the voodoo doll of me and shoot it at steve, blowing out his brains. (with a needle? oh well)

-Dark

[QWER]

the new russian czar turns out to be a lunatic and launches every nuke in the country at various places on earth, and the few thousand survivors resort to canabalism, thus the human race is eventually wiped out. the apes return to rule the world, and disable all time machines. then aliens from another planet come and demolish the earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass! he he he... the apes didn't know about the astronauts in the space station, though. they build a space ship, travel to mars, and rebuild society. skateboards are illegal and they find out they cant grow fruit there. also, a bunch of the original astronauts brought ipods with them to the space station, and they now have an ipod factory on mars, with exceptional customer service.
thus, the fate of our solar system

[JustinHermary]

...:eek:...

[skateboarderx24]

pokes you in the eye with a makeral

[JustinHermary]

Kicks you in the hinny with a frozen boot.

[Darkraver]

pour liquid nitrogen on you and then tap you with a mallet, causing you to shatter.

-Dark

[thorohammer]

then a wraith from halo 2 comes in and blows it up

[Madkins007]

... sends a virus into thorohammer's computer, keeping it from sending wraiths, or pretty much anything else.

[moe_4eva]

*sends an angry hamster to chew through madkins007 power cable, effectively killing his virus and destroying the hamster, and any evidence, along with it*

[papayaninja]

I use a Pheonix Down from Final Fantasy to bring your hamster back to life, along with it's evidence.

[QWER]

i run over you hampster with an H3 and then feed the remains to my dog, fluffy.

[Darkraver]

I turn your dog into a werewolf and it eats you!

-Dark

[skateboarderx24]

-shoves a nano up your nose chockes you with a 1 gen and slaps you with shuffles on lanyards-

[Darkraver]

turns them into low-quality taiwanese imitations (snaps in your hands) and laughs as your mind snaps from the loss of your ipods

-Dark

[if6was9]

with my mind snapped i am a pure killing machine. no guilt, conscience or remorse. im a ticking time bomb of fury and unleash my wrath on you with my bare hands

[mrdantownsend]

im scared...

[Darkraver]

I get a random girl, who befriends you and pieces your mind and history back together, and you two end up together, to find out that she's been working for me as she sticks a knife between your ribs.

-Dark

[skateboarderx24]

haha knife is made of gummy bears... i enjoy snaking on this poison virus guilt carb diesease free snack while you writhe on the floor while i take a nail and run it back and forth on a chalk board... bwhahahaha

[stevesurf]

I record the nail skreeching on the chalk board and transmit the file wirelessly to your new wifi-equipped 5G iPods' on-the-go playlist. Everyone's head's are about to explode like watermelons with dynamite in them :)

[skateboarderx24]

neat wi fi 5th gen

hahaha to bad for you my ipod's urine powered battery was low as was i...

-slaps you with a creative zen-

[stevesurf]

Your urine battery breaks from all the excitement, spilling all over you and making you feel all funky all over. Everyone runs away from you...

[skateboarderx24]

aww man .. the manual said that the battery was good for 100 cycles....

thats it.. fear my.....intel chip flinging thing of doom... -flings a pentium one at you-

[stevesurf]

Thinking that you are another sloppy German Shephard with a pee problem, my girlfriend's dog comes over and licks you, followed by all the dogs in the neighborhood

[if6was9]

minutes before the dogs arrived i drank the urine of a reindeer who had feasted upon the hallucinogenic mushroom fly agaric. this causes the dogs to 'trip' out and attack you in an ironic example of how 'good pets go bad'

[casa~la~rocka]

I release a squadron of radioactive guinea pigs that run amok in every direction. The dogs see them and attack. Of course the guinea pigs don't survive the attack, but neither do the dogs. They drop dead of radiation poisoning soon after. As for you, I take you out the old fashioned way: with a cast-iron skillet upside the head.

[mrdantownsend]

I release reality upon you all, and you realize how stupid this game is.

Thats the end of this thread.

Sorry.

[if6was9]

knocks townsend off his high horse and breaks his neck

[Darkraver]

he falls you you and breaks your neck

[stevesurf]

Summons Deacon Jones who promptly gives his famous football head slap to townsend, popping his head off, rolling down the street. The crew filming Final Destination 8 takes notice and includes the footage in the movie

[casa~la~rocka]

Final Destination 8 totally tanks at the box office. Some of the crew members start to point fingers while others crew members point guns.

The infamous scene from Scarface follows ("Say hello to my little friend!")

[Darkraver]

Neo, pops out of nowhere, and kills you with his "The One" powers! PWNZR!!

-Dark

[VousDew]

I unplug the cord from Neo's head, jacking him out of the Matrix. Then I punch him in the face.

[Blackmane]

A hyp crazyed sentinal swoops in using its cutting lasers cuts up all into a fine dust. BTW it blocks EMP explosions.

[mrdantownsend]

I get a large metal hammer and bonk blackmane in the head with it

[Darkraver]

His death causes you severe emotional trauma, eventually leading to your suicide

-Dark

[QWER]

The dark lord Voldemort takes over the world!!

[stevesurf]

Neo rematerializes, and realizing that there are too many wearing black here, spray paints the dark lord white rendering him helpless

[smorzander]

tells neo that the matrix that he thinks is real is actually fake. i then take him to the real natrix and this leads him into a mental breakdown.

[papayaninja]

I give him some kind of medicine (perhaps the Red pill) which calms him down immensly.

[HalloweenOnXmas]

i put a nuke in the core of the earth to blow it to nothing and Neo flies out into space along with all the previous weapons (headphones, rocks, mechs, nukes, volcanoes, etc...)

Actually i put 500 nukes, so its that much more fun and ontop of the nukes is a grende just 'cus...

[papayaninja]

I make up a definition for the word "grende" that says it means "all nukes are disabled as soon as a grende is used." Then, I turn on the grende.

[stevesurf]

I swapped the same creamy white filling that's in Hostess Twinkies for the Grenade gunpowder. The grenades explode, covering all of you with tasty cream filling. The killer cats of the world are summoned and lick all of you to death with their sandpaper tongues.

[ipodphoto30]

i'll bring in the dogs for the cats, and lick the cream filling off of myself.

[stevesurf]

The dogs are easily distracted by Beggin' Strips, airlifted by a government contractor. The cats resume their destruction

[HalloweenOnXmas]

I take another 500,000 nukes and i glue 5oo nukes on the back of each dog (crushing them instantly) with a glue stick. Then i set them off...

[mrdantownsend]

Originally posted by papayaninja
I make up a definition for the word "grende" that says it means "all nukes are disabled as soon as a grende is used." Then, I turn on the grende.

I use papyaninja's "grende" which makes your nukes useless. Then I get my large metal hammer and bonk you in the head with it.

[casa~la~rocka]

I pull out my vietnamese cockatiel. He coughs on you. You've got Birdflu!

[Blackmane]

Use a hypodermic needle he kills the bird flu with great accuracy.

[Darkraver]

switch your needle for the needles containing a deadly virus that turns its victims into zombies, then loads up on a shotgun, and a lot of shells...

-Dark

[Derek McNelly]

Tony Danza stars in a sitcom about this "virus", and the "virus " commits sucide after becoming the laughingstock of the disease world.

[iPotm]

Tony gets strangled in one of his Applause & Laughter tapes and dies.

[Derek McNelly]

And I believe that you just won iPotm.

[QWER]

i breed thousands of floods to invade earth and kill everybody (if you haven't played halo, you wont know what these are) i know, i kinda lost track of the game.

[papayaninja]

I come back from death as a ghost and scare all the flood to death.

[superman56]

i am a ghost buster and kill u

[Derek McNelly]

I'm a lawyer from the Hoover Company and sue your ### for stealing our patented ghost capture device.

[superman56]

I'm a judge OVER RULED!!!

[mathwiz91]

i use the hammer thingy the judge has to beat you in the head

[superman56]

i am the balif and shoot you

[mathwiz91]

i come back as a ghost and yell....

BOO!!!!!

and u get scared to death

[mrdantownsend]

I get a ghostbusters team to come and capture you and then blow you up.

[mathwiz91]

Originally posted by Freddy_Ramone
I'm a lawyer from the Hoover Company and sue your ### for stealing our patented ghost capture device.


lol.... i going to use that

[superman56]

well i am the judge and i disagree (hasent this already happended?)(

[Fitzpatrick]

I'm judge mathis. I tell you to jump off a cliff and you do so because you respect me so much.

[mrdantownsend]

I throw a brick at judge mathis

[superman56]

i intercept the brick and hit u on the head with it

[Derek McNelly]

Col. Mustard hits you with the lead pipe in the billiards room over the head.

[Superman000]

I beat mustard with Ketchup, TOMATO KETCHUP!

[superman56]

hey...... you name stealer you........ ^^^^^

[papayaninja]

I'm Theresa Heinz Kerry and I halt all production of ketchup before you can get your hands on it.

[Derek McNelly]

Laura Bush comes over and kicks your ###.

[LukeA]

Back to earbuds.

[Darkraver]

the earbuds wrap around both your throats and kill you

-Dark

[stevesurf]

They were Sony earbuds, so the cables came apart and everyone got loose

[JMG]

sony sues you for libel

[stevesurf]

Sony reveals that it owns Bose, another four letter word. Bose sues Sony and they both go out of business ;)

[goldcoaster]

Not an answer - but I love the saying (and true in my ears) No Highs No Lows, Must be Bose.

[papayaninja]

The day before they went out of business, I bought a lot of Creative and JBL stock.