3 Word Story

[Blackmane]

Story Time, Ladies and Gentmen, boys and girls.

The idea is simple, just add three word. NO more, NO less. Put any comments in *stars*.

I'll start.

Once upon A

[ipodlova]

time iPods were

[Judas1012]

so full of

[stinkiedmb]

electrons that they

[cheezhead999]

all broke when

[Chewie]

Newbie’s tried to

[futureYankee]

listen to them

[gstspyder]

on rainy day's

[Maxman]

So when people

[micahdude]

started to listen

[Jet_Pilot]

to electronic music

[gorbadiron]

they loved it

[afalconsvick]

so much that

[Maxman]

they went insane.

[ipodlova]

They became lactose

[Maxman]

entolerant. They hated

[i_am_petro]

pickled fish and

[-James]

brussel sprouts because

[G4Bruno]

they were aliens

[Maxman]

and they were

[ipodlova]

Zen Micro haters

[Maxman]

Everybody thinks alike.

[i_am_petro]

Meanwhile, Bill Gates

[RBikerT]

intolerant milkshake snorters

[Chewie]

Self help group

[Joshdude]

*what the-?*

went to town

[ipoddude63]

to buy ipod

[Blackmane]

an found none

[-James]

because they were

[i_am_petro]

eaten by goats

[gstspyder]

sent by microsoft

[ipodlova]

but macintoshes came

[iPod_Greg]

and saved the

[ipodlova]

last survivng iPod.

[jaypod]

One April day

[Doug Gilmour]

Steve Jobs listened

-Dan

[SoundChaser]

and created a

[ipodlova]

powerful iMac G8

[rooostishaw]

for the rest

[mausolus]

of my Armenian

[skateboarderx24]

to dominate the

[BaMaFeVeR]

#####es at Dell

[Judas1012]

It wasn't quite

[Joshdude]

what we expected

[gorbadiron]

it was screenless

[JustinHermary]

And had no

[ipodlova]

satisfaction but it

[Joshdude]

tried anyway. Sadly,

[JustinHermary]

it was eaten

[Joshdude]

by a large

[JustinHermary]

mac user who

[moman]

monkey, who was

[-James]

severely lacking in

[Joshdude]

self control. That's

[Chewie]

lacking in todays

[Joshdude]

society. What a

[i_am_petro]

crock of crappola

[ipodlova]

said the mighty

[daddybesmooth]

giraffee.a dubious

[JustinHermary]

man licked a

[willhockey16]

cold metal rod

[Abrek]

and his tounge

[Joshdude]

turned blue. "Why

[coolchick2525]

did the chicken

[i_am_petro]

eat the road?"

[Blackmane]

an ipod shaped

[-James]

cookie said to

[Chewie]

Contain hallucinogenic drugs

[mrbranch]

can cause human

[gorbadiron]

to be obsessed

[iPac]

with the ipodounge

[Blackmane]

He suddenly went

[sparkrainfire]

to a doctor

[atomx]

who was obsessed

[Chewie]

with the destruction

[Je2180]

love lust or

[andrew]

obsession and he

[ipodlova]

said to pray

[cheezhead999]

all day and

[Maxman]

got annoyed with

[Doug Gilmour]

whiny Juventus fans

-Dan

[Maxman]

but who cares.

[Judas1012]

"Help!" cried my

[Joshdude]

back hair, as

[Chewie]

Julia Roberts hand..

[Blackmane]

move to break

[mrwright613]

my toes, and

[Maxman]

my head God

[slemn3]

said, "thank you

[Joshdude]

for the delicious

[the_wang]

snails that smelled

[Chewie]

of garlic and

[skateboarderx24]

loved to crawl

[JustinHermary]

In your tummy

[Blackmane]

yum errr yack.

[pmad]

said the snail

[JustinHermary]

which was actually

[-James]

a hyper-intelligent being

[Ichijoe]

The answer's 42!

[-James]

said the mice

[punxking]

cheese-addicted they

[Ichijoe]

After Dents' Mind

[tampatrader]

they decided to

[Chewie]

Travel to the....

[-James]

end of time

[Blackmane]

he met hitchicker

[-James]

reading Vogon poetry

[JustinHermary]

then burned it.

[tampatrader]

but then realized

[Ichijoe]

Resistance is useless!!!

[tampatrader]

Victory is mine

[Ichijoe]

No it's mine!!

[JustinHermary]

Shut up or

[tampatrader]

spontaneous human combustion

[Ichijoe]

Light 'em up!

[Blackmane]

burn baby burn

[Ichijoe]

Disco Infer... no

[Blackmane]

He danced so

[SoundChaser]

hard that he

[pmad]

broke his leg

[-James]

on some daffodils

[skateboarderx24]

someone call surgeon

[Jacksteruk309]

shouted steve wozniak

[Ichijoe]

Doctor Norton came

[detz]

and amputated his

[oklahomie]

small hairy weiner!!!!

[Ichijoe]

With Chili and

[smorzander]

hot nacho cheese.

[honeybee1236]

He then left

[smorzander]

little rat terds

(this is fun)

[Ichijoe]

All over the...

[iJerry]

rug but his...

[Ichijoe]

Bladder need emptying...

[smorzander]

it exploded inside

[Ichijoe]

And everyone died...

[Jacksteruk309]

...everyone except from...

[Blackmane]

Mr Evil Rabbit.com

[maogall]

Is a website

[Blackmane]

called who killed

[xxhhwhitexx]

Maryellis on wisteria(lane)

[choomunga]

that was insensible

[JustinHermary]

because he licked

[dharmabum420]

twice then gagged

[JustinHermary]

beacause it was

[green frog]

an iPod junk-bucket

[dharmabum420]

filled with many

[JustinHermary]

half eaten frogs

[QWER]

that were full

[melsmusic]

of beetle juice

[JustinHermary]

and egg yolk

[QWER]

and so much

[JustinHermary]

sherbert covered fiecies

[thorohammer]

so cows came

[Angelraine]

who loved sherbert

[Wowzah]

and they crapped

[Macromedia]

all over it

[melsmusic]

then you went

[moe_4eva]

to milk them

[Macromedia]

but the cow

[honeybee1236]

ate your iPod

[thundergroove]

and threw up

[mrdantownsend]

your moms pod

[QWER]

white pea soup

[Macromedia]

With no peas

[QWER]

and rotten bananas

[has anybody ever put in a period, or is this just one really freaking long run-on sentence?:p]

[honeybee1236]

from the garbage.

(Yes, some of us have used a period.)

[Blackmane]

The cow came

[if6was9]

back to reality

[mrdantownsend]

and had to

[Blackmane]

buy a powerbook

[honeybee1236]

intel chip included.

[iMonster]

Then a fish

[nano nano]

suddenly appeared singing

[casa~la~rocka]

the lyrics to

[dpid]

Prayers for Rain

[MadBob]

the rain came

[whocares33]

and the fish

[Ichijoe]

Danced with joy

[whocares33]

just then a

[nano nano]

lightning bolt struck

[enjoisoad]

nano nano in the

[whocares33]

clock tower. A

[anypats]

volcanic ash engulfed

[Ichijoe]

The Creative Zen-Micro

[nano nano]

belonging to the

[Ichijoe]

Temple of Steve

[Kristiano]

which worshipped the

[Ichijoe]

The 80Gib iPods'

[nano nano]

ability to perform

[mrdantownsend]

dance routines from

[ipodphoto30]

the hustle which

[Ichijoe]

Failed very miserably.

[honeybee1236]

The other day

[MadBob]

A huge elephant

[sidebruns]

moonwalked upside down

[Ichijoe]

Having no taste!

[MadBob]

It wore Dayglo'

[Ichijoe]

Orange Plad Bellbottoms

[rooster]

and talked like

[rockmyplimsoul]

Frank Zappa on

[mrdantownsend]

very potent weed.

[superman56]

dancing the polka

[mathwiz91]

at the party

[superman56]

eating bon bons

[honeybee1236]

Then he drank

[LukeA]

a gallon of

[kylo4]

white milk and

[L33tG4m3r]

crunk juice and

[papayaninja]

promptly vomited. The

[mrdantownsend]

elephant then took

[honeybee1236]

me around town

[rockmyplimsoul]

to show me

[mrdantownsend]

how much he

[habsrock13]

would love to

[samleeper92]

skydive into trees

[casa~la~rocka]

without sustaining injury

[andy2808]

. Anyway, I looked

[casa~la~rocka]

behind me and

[rockmyplimsoul]

saw him dancing

[honeybee1236]

A little jig

[rockmyplimsoul]

. I couldn't believe

[mrdantownsend]

that elephants danced

[honeybee1236]

and tigers could

[JazzyMac]

meow like cats..!!

[poddypod]

Suddenly, I realized

[rockmyplimsoul]

I was daydreaming

[honeybee1236]

. Then suddenly I

[rockmyplimsoul]

realized I had

[honeybee1236]

bit my tongue

[rockmyplimsoul]

. It tasted like

[honeybee1236]

sweet nectar from

[rockmyplimsoul]

a perfectly ripe

[espanoliPod]

granny smith apple

[honeybee1236]

. Suddenly I saw

[rockmyplimsoul]

my first bike

[honeybee1236]

and went riding

[iLounger]

into the city

[honeybee1236]

for peanut butter

[rockmyplimsoul]

. They didn't have

[honeybee1236]

a tub of

(making it fit to size)

[pmills]

extra crunchy, so

[honeybee1236]

I settled for..........

[rockmyplimsoul]

creamy. I had

[Amelie]

one pint of.....

[rockmyplimsoul]

Ben and Jerry's

[honeybee1236]

but didn't satisfy

[papayaninja]

my hunger. Luckily,

[rockmyplimsoul]

I had some

[papayaninja]

cash in my

[honeybee1236]

savinngs account. But