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caterinka
05-18-2003, 02:23 PM
My ex-husband will be remarrying in a few weeks. Would it be unspeakably evil for me to give our seven-year-old son a mohawk the week before?
m.r.m.
05-18-2003, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by caterinka
My ex-husband will be remarrying in a few weeks. Would it be unspeakably evil for me to give our seven-year-old son a mohawk the week before?
:eek: :eek: :D :D
ask him if he wants one. then both of you get one! ;) :D
Kenny
05-18-2003, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by caterinka
My ex-husband will be remarrying in a few weeks. Would it be unspeakably evil for me to give our seven-year-old son a mohawk the week before?
Only if you dont take pictures:D
caterinka
05-18-2003, 02:48 PM
I had one about the year you were born, Mrm. I have pictures somewhere of my misspent punk youth. :D
m.r.m.
05-18-2003, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by caterinka
I had one about the year you were born, Mrm. I have pictures somewhere of my misspent punk youth. :D
you?ve got to send me one!
uniqueseraph
05-18-2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by caterinka
My ex-husband will be remarrying in a few weeks. Would it be unspeakably evil for me to give our seven-year-old son a mohawk the week before?
Ask him if he wants one. It would be evil if he doesn't want it. Besides, why do you want him to get one?
The guy threw your iPod out the car at 60mph - get an Apple logo shaved on your son's head and dyed in white!!
Ooops, no sorry didn't mean that - let your son decide, it's his head!!:D
Jackonicko
05-18-2003, 09:04 PM
I concurred with Bob, til he got all adult and liberal and 'turn the other cheek' about it.
A Mohawk is the absolute minimum. Fluorescent green hair for his sister would help, fake nose studs, lip piercings and tattoos (as obscene as possible) would improve the plan. Perhaps you should also show up at the Wedding, obviously (through padding) pregnant.......
Also do brief him to loudly say: "At this rate I'll be fifteen when you marry the next poor sap, Dad" within earshot of the new Mrs, and to make loud remarks about "mum forgives you for the beatings and abuse, because she's so proud that you've weaned yourself off most of the drugs...."
Or get a male friend to crash the wedding, camp it up outrageously and sob during the ceremony, making it clear that he was the jilted ### lover. Afterwards he could congratulate the bride with trembling lip and obvious envy, perhaps muttering that "the best ##### won"....
I'm sure fellow Podders can come up with equally harmless pranks to play on the man WHO THREW YOUR POD FROM A SPEEDING CAR.........
Though many would point out that perhaps having lost you, sweet Cate, is punishment enough for any man to bear?
Timmy Yak
05-18-2003, 11:58 PM
I say go for it Cate! I know your son will go for it cause all kids that age want one. Hell me and my friends did, and I bet Jacko and Bob did too.:D
destined_wind
05-19-2003, 01:13 AM
Don't worry, even if he does suffer SOME psychological trauma, a few years in therapy should fix him right up... :p
caterinka
05-19-2003, 01:21 AM
Well, what good is having kids if you can't supply some fodder for future therapists? They're not just there so that I can play with their toys and steal their Halloween candy, are they? ;)
Originally posted by Jackonicko
I concurred with Bob, til he got all adult and liberal and 'turn the other cheek' about it.
Jacko,
"Evil Bob" and "Good Bob" coexist side by side - "EB" has the slight edge on this one, I mean that poor iPod.........:mad: :) :mad: :) :mad:
Actually, I think you should give your ex-husband the Mohawk as a wedding gift (and what the heck, while you're at it, I'd shave one of his eyebrows off too....).
Impulse29
05-28-2003, 09:04 PM
Well like the beatles said "you can't buy love"... or something like that... but I think that an iPod is worth much more than an ex husband... I really like what Jackonicko said... they were hillarious... also, say something about his lack of size in the you know what... haha, and ask him if his rash went away. You should definately shave your sons head (if he lets you) with an apple... or somehting that makes it obvious that you're still mad about the iPod. You should get your son to speak at the wedding... and say something like "love is like an iPod. Once you throw it out of a car, it's gone... for good."
That said, unless he was a complete #######, be nice to him on his wedding day... plus, 3/4 of all people that were once divorced will do so again, so don't use all of your ideas on this wedding
Impulse29 couldn't have put it better. I only have an half-reared comment to add (with a question twisted in)...
Why not a mullet instead of a mohawk? ;) If I ever have children....and they show up around me with a mohawk...I can deal. Won't floor me, but I can deal. But a mullet...oh lord...that won't fly wit 'da AMG! ;)
Impulse29
06-01-2003, 01:20 PM
HAHA mullets are amazing!... i'd go for the mullet with an iPod logo on the top of his head... not only will your ex husband hate it, your son will be my idol forever...