View Full Version : iPod sexual inuendos
beanlambert
05-15-2003, 02:00 PM
The possibility for sexual references with an ipod is nearly infinite "its so small" etc etc. lets see how may we can get....
1. Girl walks up....
Girl "wow, what is that ?!?!"
Me "It's my little wonder"
Girl "wow, it's so ... small... and ... white"
Me "yes, its how their meant to be"
Girl "well, ive certainly never seen something like that before"
Girl gets bored and walks off
caterinka
05-15-2003, 03:41 PM
Oh, boy! If this thread gets dirty enough, I can use my newly found Super Powers to shut it down. :)
Timmy Yak
05-15-2003, 03:46 PM
Ok I had the same conversation, but it was with a guy. How much did that suck? Big Time!
beanlambert
05-16-2003, 02:00 PM
wow my post really is going somewhere.... come on... please...
Palazzo
05-16-2003, 03:08 PM
Let's see...is that 20 gigabites in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me.
I'd like to establish a fast firewire connection with her/him and transfer some hot files?
Does your button glow red in the dark too?
Maybe not.
Timmy Yak
05-16-2003, 03:54 PM
Is that the back of an iPod in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.:D
2point3l
05-18-2003, 11:42 PM
ok ok ok...I have to get in on this post...um lets see...I'll try to keep it clean..this could be a little corney but here goes:
Go up to a girl and say:
Just like my iPod, I can satisfy you for hours.
huh? what do you think? LOL maybe not.
2point3L
Timmy Yak
05-18-2003, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by 2point3l
ok ok ok...I have to get in on this post...um lets see...I'll try to keep it clean..this could be a little corney but here goes:
Go up to a girl and say:
Just like my iPod, I can satisfy you for hours.
huh? what do you think? LOL maybe not.
2point3L
That one was pretty good.:)
destined_wind
05-19-2003, 02:56 AM
Hehehe, this is truly hilarious!
ToddW
05-20-2003, 02:12 PM
I've got the right firewire cable for your port!
gozer
05-20-2003, 03:54 PM
i have a hard drive in my pocket for you
come touch my scroll wheel
it can be operated using just one hand
it may be small....but its performence leaves nothing to be desired
m.r.m.
05-20-2003, 03:59 PM
:rolleyes:
on a side note, awesome avatar gozer! :) :D
gozer
05-20-2003, 04:09 PM
thank you.
i like the little [apparently a censored word].
ToddW
05-20-2003, 04:34 PM
My buttons are heat sensitive!!!!
dcbell
05-20-2003, 10:11 PM
... it's all in the touch:
touch me there and i'll sing like tears falling from an angel
... touch me here and i'll scream like a banshee ...
ToddW
05-21-2003, 12:45 PM
The volume is adjustable BABY!!!
beanlambert
05-21-2003, 04:24 PM
these little buds produce tiny little vibrations that send unmeasurable vibrations through your body.
well its a bit sad really.....:eek: