story time

[mcwacko1213]

everyone get to add 3 words. ONLY 3!
ill start, make your words count!

"stop touching me"...

[Timmy Yak]

down there, please.

[m.r.m.]

please mr. president...

[caterinka]

because I'm not

[dmt1]

holding a cigar.

[m.r.m.]

though i?d love

[Timmy Yak]

to share a

[caterinka]

great big fat

[dmt1]

hairy one eyed

[Timmy Yak]

snake with my

[caterinka]

sandwich and a

[loungelizard]

side of fries.

[Timmy Yak]

While you're here,

[ToddW]

could you please

[Timmy Yak]

undo my zipper?

[Peddler]

with your earlobe

[ToddW]

so my Q-Tip

[destined_wind]

can be placed

[jstn4102]

in the "taco"

[m.r.m.]

on the pelvis

[EsspeN]

You like that

[theipodking]

watch the hair

[theipodking]

its very spiky

[jrandyc]

and smells of

[Impulse29]

thick grown seaweed

[AptMunich]

.Watch your language!

[noname]

because i am

[EnderWiggin]

getting tired of

[kaeso_7]

this fun game.

[mikey]

the end...... doh!

[SftballShorty]

Lets start again!

[bigdirtyfoot]

Because we are

[EnderWiggin]

always looking for

[theipodking]

free

[kojak]

silicon breast implants

[kojak]

which double as

[kaeso_7]

a portable refridgerator

[Adam]

which provides milk

:)

[kojak]

and Pyramid Hefeweisen!

[theipodking]

Where are you putting that hand...

[SlutMonkey]

you bad boy!

[spksmom]

Take one small

[SftballShorty]

look at my

[iv4iv4]

sexy new ipod

[mikey]

in my pocket

[SftballShorty]

of my new

[yinyang]

leather hot pants

[janeypod]

that is coming

[nil]

So watch yourself

[olimorgan]

I'd rather have

[Manheim]

a big pie

[i<3myipod]

and a nice

[OpenDeadline]

goo-tacular taste of

[iPod Master]

freshly pooped poop

[squinty]

let's change topics

[Pac]

something more interesting

[enjoilax]

why not go

[Pac]

to somewhere hot

[bognormike]

and have some

[squinty]

hot chocolate with

[perfmode]

the big, fat

[DoubleA660]

nanny next door,

[squinty]

gosh dammit stop

[tiki_god]

touching that big

[Veasey]

cow over there

[Dinger]

and thee cow

[perplex]

Let's start another?

[tiki_god]

Ok....i'll start.


"Welcome to the......"

[Veasey]

fabulous big great

[supercarrot900]

shack of love...

[Veasey]

where anything's possible

[enjoilax]

and theres lots

[Dinger]

of helpful people

Dinger :)

[Pingu]

who really enjoy

[Pistol_Pete]

killing cats and

[Veasey]

eating the skin

[Pingu]

of lajo cases

[baggss]

but only with

[SocksRule]

a side of

[DoubleA660]

pickled fish rinds

[honeybee1236]

with salt sprinkled

[jaypod]

plain potato chips

[honeybee1236]

dipped in honey

[podio]

with some salsa

[honeybee1236]

smeared all over

[kholdstare101]

my ugly face

[jaypod]

making me gag

[zonelinks]

making others funny..
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The Power Link Dimension

[Sean_N]

when they snort

[SocksRule]

firewire cables at

[kandi]

my mom's house.

[honeybee1236]

She moved to

[podio]

in with Osama

[honeybee1236]

to become a

[perplex]

very disgraceful person

[honeybee1236]

belly dancing for

[Ethanini]

no one to applaud for and she said

[honeybee1236]

Ethanini: The rule is you only get 3 words.

[zonelinks]

sorry for mistake....

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The Power Link Dimension

[honeybee1236]

Take me away

[perplex]

to your mom

[jaypod]

so I can

[perplex]

have fun and..

[jaypod]

swim in her

[enjoilax]

pool and then

[perplex]

play with her...

[honeybee1236]

hampster's wheel and

[perplex]

go inside her...

[jaypod]

big dog house

[mongoos150]

because the dog

[perplex]

feels like heaven

[mroats]

toot your house

[honeybee1236]

down the street

[perplex]

under the moonlight

[honeybee1236]

iPod in hand

[perplex]

listening to Wham!

[honeybee1236]

trying to jam.

[perplex]

Let's sleep with

[Impulse29]

underwater basket weavers

[iFool]

and help them

[perplex]

find their own

[honeybee1236]

their way around

[perplex]

under the covers

[honeybee1236]

drinking all night

[perplex]

because they said

[TheGfather]

oh my god!

[perplex]

"...what a big..."

[honeybee1236]

big long brown

[perplex]

"...biological, juicy, succulent..."

[yinyang]

tofu sausage roll

[jPod (^-^)v]

you have!!! can...

[honeybee1236]

I just say

[honeybee1236]

What I want

[SuperNYK992]

because you creep

[honeybee1236]

down the street

[SuperNYK992]

in your underpants

[Mina]

Untill dawn when..

[podio]

they need a

[chocolatelolly]

piece of used

[raine]

toilet paper. Incidentally...

[dfritschle]

I forgot to

[kholdstare101]

eat my eggroll

[cpn.luckycharms]

oh no stop

[Kevaboy3]

or ill bite

[HISpod]

off your very

[raine]

tasty ear. Mike_Tyson


(Excellent use of underscore, if I may say so myself.)

[boogy]

I am Fab

[raine]

ricating a lie

[enjoilax]

to use against

[stinkiedmb]

the strangest red

[boogy]

bunny eating freak

[perplex]

who loves bunnies!

[boogy]

A girlfriend can

[perplex]

love my bunnies!

[raine]

Shut up about bunnies.

And burn them.

[andrew]

with lighter fluid

[perplex]

bbq for bunnies

[boogy]

Dear all,

Here come my three words:

"Once upon a"

Greetings to all,
Bye

[perplex]

bunnies hopped everywhere

[boogy]

Dear all,

Here are some more three words:

"around my big"

Greetings,

Boogy

[honeybee1236]

above ground pool

[boogy]

three eating girls

[andrew]

(this doesnt even make sense anymore)

"ate stuff, alot"

[raine]

and died. Hares

[andrew]

eat the bodies,

[honeybee1236]

save their eyeballs

[HISpod]

for yo mama

[NullMonkey]

and an iPod

[andrew]

while looking pimp

(Every good story needs pictures :) )

[honeybee1236]

wearing clothes from

[andrew]

abercrombie and fitch

[honeybee1236]

looking like an

[TheDoctor]

undercover reporter with

[swy32x]

some nasty breath

[TheDoctor]

a wooden leg,

[andrew]

and a hook

[TheDoctor]

he stole from

[Squeeks]

big furry giants

[Superpete]

and captain hook

[andrew]

durring "tea-time"

[rhodri]

while eating mustard

[andrew]

-covered-hot dogs.

[lunathegirl]

I was trying

[andrew]

to eat a

[iheartmyiPod]

yummy banana pancake

[andrew]

from the floor

[podio]

while my dog

[andrew]

fought me for

[skateboarderx24]

the cell phone

[honeybee1236]

but it broke

[andrew]

so I couldn't

[skateboarderx24]

play snake today

[kholdstare101]

so i went

[Kristiano]

to use iPod

[honeybee1236]

but it fell

[boogy]

very cool and

[honeybee1236]

died. So I

[squinty]

came back here