Funnies: Week of 04-11-04

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Well it's a bit after 2am and I just walked in the door so if I post something that doesnt make the bit of sense, don't hold it against me :)

On to the funnies and hopefully on to bed soon!

Enjoy :D

And on a side note...

As much as I love eating chicken wings, I'm not sure how much I love them after reading this article (http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2004/03/23/canada/wings040323)

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Might as well start the funnies off with something completely crazy and stupid :) Didn't get to watch the whole thing, not sure if I want too...but check out a flash about Mr. T Taking a Drive. (http://www.highlyillogical.org/mrtgoesforadrive/)

So now that you've burnt a few more brain cells...why not burn some more :D
Let me warn you if you're about to falla sleep, this next flash will definitely wake you up.

Check out this Miko Miko Nurse (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mikomiko.php) flash animation that I think is japanese related? :P

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You know what comes next.....GAME TIME!

This one comes from Hawklen :) I actually spent a good bit of time playing this game. In this game you get to be our favorite president and shoot up some bad guys!

Play Bush Shoot Out! (http://www.miniclip.com/bushshootout.htm)

Can't go wrong with this next game:

Play a little bit of Table Tennis! (http://www.candystand.com/games/xj_shock_xjpp.htm) This one is a good time killer too :D

And this last one is kinda hilarious. You have 3 minutes to make as many omlets as you can. But there's a catch, it's in a different langauge and you got some lil dude yelling things out at yout he whole time!

Make as many omlets as you can! (http://www.omelet.dk/spil/game.asp)

Oh, and I found that it's best to play these games really really late at night :P

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So still trying to find the perfect place to hide that G-14 classified document, or your ultra cool $2 bill? Then check out this Brief Safe (http://www.shomertec.com/item.cfm?Action=newItems&variable=1164) which comes equiped with skid marks. I know where I'll be hiding my iPod now ;)

And speaking of the iPod. For those of us who do not have our own iPod dock....then this is for you :D

Check out this

homemade iPod dock (http://artsci.wustl.edu/~eswolfis/home/ipod.html)

This last one is for the weirdos out there. And to be fair, at 3am in the morning I think we're all a lil weird ;)

Basically it's a chicken...and you type in what you want him to do, and he'll do it! How great is that!!!

Make the chicken do stuff!! (http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Sections&file=index&req=viewarticle&artid=104&page=1)

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Alright I'm getting outta here...past my bed time ;) I'll leave you with a joke from Lokie:

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray. "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other rend of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

Goodnight everyone!