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BritishBoy666
12-10-2003, 02:11 PM
heard this from my IT teacher today,
"How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"None, Microsoft make darkness the new standard."
Let me know what you think, i thought it was pretty funny, being the geek that i am. :)
Impulse29
12-10-2003, 09:48 PM
Wow... I know that explaining jokes makes them less funny, but I'm totally lost... could someone explain? Maybe i'm just dumb, but I don't get the joke...
SpyderXz7
12-10-2003, 09:53 PM
haha, yeah, i like that one. a friend told me it a while ago.
Yeah, got to admit, that's pretty funny. Er, wait a minute, I'm a PC/Windows user--that's awful!!:D
theipodking
12-11-2003, 12:09 PM
Look at my signature!
SpyderXz7
12-11-2003, 04:44 PM
You guys know those new dialogue box pop-ups on Windows? They seem to popup at random times and there's only one way to stop them without downloading a spyware infested program that claims it stops them: disable the messenger service.
anyway, I was at a friend's house and we just formatted his hard-drive and were in the process of installing Windows 2000. After it had done the main file copying from the boot screen, it went to the desktop where it asks you to setup accounts and such. To get to my point, as SOON as the Windows 2000 loading screen disappeared and the desktop appeared, there were about 5 of those dialogue-boxes open. Haha, my friend and I couldn't stop laughing for probably a straight 10minutes.
shermanash
12-11-2003, 08:01 PM
Here's a few:
For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to buy Microsoft.
Claiming that your operating system is the best in the world because more people use it is like saying McDonalds makes the best food in the world.
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. 'No' is the answer!
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form. -- New York Times, November 26, 1991
Windows: Just another pain in the glass.
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...oh, wait a minute - he already does.
Love is Hate. War is Peace. Windows is stable.
Impulse29
12-11-2003, 11:45 PM
HAHA, shermanash, those are pure gold!
Giaguara
12-12-2003, 02:41 PM
well, http://www.microsofthelp.com .. that is pretty good one too :)
kalub88
12-13-2003, 04:18 PM
In a world without walls and fences, who need windows and gates?:p
spksmom
12-14-2003, 01:09 AM
Thank you, all. I tell you I get more good laughs from these forums than I do anyplace else these days...except Galaxy Quest.
Mouse999
12-23-2003, 08:58 PM
haha, microsoft help is funny, good joke. Its true.
http://www.ntk.net/ballmer/mirrors.html check it out.
Mouse999