YoMomma

[superman56]

i just thought of this.........has any1 seen the new show on MTV? yomomma, well if you have you know what i am talkin about......
rules are simple... diss the guy above you like they do on yomomma....

i'll start... yo momma is so fat, when she goes to the ocean the whales sing "we are family!" lol

[rooster]

yo momma is so stupid(like the show and possibly this thread), it takes her 4 hours to watch 60 minutes.

[superman56]

this could be fun.... jeez.....

yo mommas so dumb, i rang the door bell and she looked in the microwave. lol

[tampatrader]

yo mamma is so dumb........

she saw the sign that said "disney world, left", and she said "where it go to?"

[superman56]

lol i like that one ^^

yo mommas so ugly, when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

[mjmoonwalker]

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

[rooster]

yo mommas so fat when she wheres a red dress, every that sees her yells,"HEY, KOOL-AID!!!"

[superman56]

yo mommas so skinny, she uses her ribbs as cheese graters lol

[zwolfe12]

yo mommas so fa when she wear's high heels they turn into flip flop's lol

[rooster]

yo mommas so small, she can hang glide on a dorito...

[Blue_Dawg]

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

[rooster]

yo mommas so stupid the tripped over the cordless phone.

[Derek McNelly]

Yo momma's so awesome she made me cookies, which were delicious.

[rooster]

Yo momma's so awesome she made me cookies, which were delicious.


HAHAHAHA!!! Hillarious!!!!!

[ithing]

yo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

[superman56]

(off the show) yo mommas ##### has more friends then tom on myspace! lol

[ipodphoto30]

Yo Momma's so poor that I saw her stealing free bread.

[gbrandt3]

yo mamma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says "1 person at a time please"

[ipodphoto30]

Yo Momma's so old that when she saw an iPod.... she said, oh back where I live our casette players are up to date.

[gbrandt3]

Yo mamma's so fat when she jump...she got stuck!

[rooster]

yo mommas so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund!!

[skateboarderx24]

your momma is so fat i had to get a Class B license to ride her last night... she gets any fatter im going to have to get my CDL so i can operate a fat woman with air brakes

[gbrandt3]

Yo mamma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says "to be continued"

[MattJH2]

Yo mommas so ugly your daddy takes her to work because he doesn't want to kiss her goodbye

[gbrandt3]

Yo Mamma is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct

[janaiwil]

yo momma is so stupid she put two quarters up to her ear and said she was listening to 50 cent