Wish Game

[mathwiz91]

okay heres how it works... on person wishes for something and the next person grants that wish but makes it bad

Example:
i wish i had a chocolate cake
wish granted, but that is all you can eat and you can never stop eating

then that person makes a wish and it goes on and on....

ill start

i wish that my team could win a hockey game

[superman56]

i wish this post would go away not a fun game :rolleyes:

[casa~la~rocka]

I'm bored, what the hey. I'll start with the OP.

Wish granted but in the process your entire team is toothless.

I wish I could loose 10 pounds.

[Derek McNelly]

You lose ten pounds, but you also lose $1000 for each pound lost.

I wish I had X-Ray glasses.

[papayaninja]

You get them but the radiation causes cancer.

I wish I could be a ninja.

[Derek McNelly]

You become a ninja, but a pirate kills you.

I wish I had a painting of Elvis on crushed velvet.

[Maxman]

You get the painting but it sets on fire.

I wish I could have a power cluster filled with 30 Powermac Quads :D

[Derek McNelly]

Umm... I don't wanna make that bad, as I kinda like the sounds of that.

Urm...the monitors need new power cables.

Yeah...

I wish that I had a sandwich

[mrdantownsend]

You get a sandwich, but it is a peanut butter and artichoke sandwich covered in axel grease.

I wish that I had an unlimited supply of Snapple that would be connected to a button that supllies me with one anywere I go.

[Derek McNelly]

You get your unlimited supply of snapple, but the only flavor you get is Buttberry.

I wish I had a calculator.

[Maxman]

You get your calculator, but it's not solar powered and the battery is dead.

And I wish I could have that cluster with 2 30' (yes, foot, not inch) monitors attached to each.

[superman56]

you get it but since it doesnt like u it runs away

i wish that the 49ers will win the next superbowl

[rooster]

they do but suffer years and years of disapointmening season to follow(oh wait, thats happening now.....)

i wish i could fly

[Maxman]

You do but you always get pooped on my birds flying over you.

I wish I had one or more of every ipod model, color of model included.

[superman56]

u do but all screens are cracked

i wish for 1,000,000,000$

[Maxman]

You get it all in Canadian.

I wish I had surround sound.

[superman56]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Maxman
[B]You get it all in Canadian.
(i dont mind :))

u get it but it doesnt work

i wish for the 10 ipods and the display and the 10,000 dolar gift card prize that itunes is giving away.

[casa~la~rocka]

you get them but you find out that those ipods and display have a manufacture’s defect and that gift card is null and void anywhere outside of China.

I wish I could take off work tommorow.

[melsmusic]

You can have tomorrow off but you actually get sick. :D

I wish I could be living on the ocean without anyone else nearby but close enough to the City when I want it.

[Maxman]

You move there but on your first day you get hit by a tsunami.

I wish I could throw something off the Brooklyn Bridge just for fun.

[melsmusic]

You do, but it's you.

I wish I could have a black on black car and someone to wash it everyday.

[rooster]

you do but that person steals all the stuff from your car everyday

i wish for fish

[casa~la~rocka]

you get some but the place you purchased it from has been shut down by the Department of Health.

I wish i were a math wiz.

[mrdantownsend]

You are but you've lost all recall of anything else you've experinced in your whole life and all of your knowlede is depleted [besides math]

I wish that I had a turtle

[papayaninja]

Originally posted by Maxman
You get it all in Canadian.

870,480,821.43 USD... That would stink :rolleyes:

You have a turtle but it turns out to be Satan's reincarnate.

I wish I had a car. With wheels.

[mrdantownsend]

It has wheels, but there are no seats and a small pack of extremely tiny unicorns are poking holes in your exhaust and are ####ting in your filters, making the car inoperble

I wish i had a new phone

[mathwiz91]

u get the phone but the battery dies in 2 minutes and the plan costs $1,000 per minute thatyou have it

i wish i had bubbles

[superman56]

u get bubbles but they pop

i wish i had a lap top with light scribe so i could make cool cds

[mrdantownsend]

you get the lap[top with lightscribe, but there's a software error and the only thing you can make with the lightscribe is pictures of purple ponies.

I wish i had one of thse lint rollers

[superman56]

u do but it puts lint on

i wish i had a camera in the apple ipod creation room lol :)

[Maxman]

You do but it's pitch black.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of money of a universal currency so I don't have to deal with exchange rates.

[casa~la~rocka]

You've got it but it's all counterfeit and you get charged with fraud.

I wish I had a wealthy, british beau.

[antiditz]

You do, but he's married and miserly.

I wish I owned a sailboat.

[papayaninja]

You do but it has a hole.

I wish I was Bill Gates.

[rockmyplimsoul]

You are, but you're Bill Gates from Minden, Nevada (not Bill Gates of Microsoft fame).

I wish I had an espresso machine in my office.

[Maxman]

You do but the coffee is cold.

Muahahahahahah!

I wish I had a better evil laugh:(

[enjoisoad]

You have the best laugh on the planet but your a mute.


i wish i lived someplace warmer.

[rockmyplimsoul]

You do, but unfortunately it's where that red guy with the pointy tail and horns lives.

I wish my 5G had a built-in GPS receiver so I don't get lost in the woods.

[mathwiz91]

you do but it only gets coordinates from the satellite thats going to pluto

i wish that you cant make my wish seem bad and that i had a penny

[Maxman]

Umm.... Ummm... BAHHHHHH!!! *cries in corner*

I wish I won the 1,000,000th song on iTunes and you can't make my wish bad.

[casa~la~rocka]

It happens.... but then you wake up. :D
(thought you could get out of it easy didn't you?)


I wish Ashlee Simpson would retire from the music biz.

[rooster]

she does but goes into acting full time and becomes so much more famous that you wish she would go back to music. she doesnt and is on every talk show almost daily. she is so completely unavoidable you finally reach for the pistol in the nightstand and end the horrible life you brought upon yourself.

i wish orange juice was actually orange in color and not a yellowish orange

[enjoisoad]

It is but the radiation made it that way.

I wish i got free whoppers for a lifetime.

[n1ckel5]

you get your whoppers, but gain extraordinary body fat in your hands only. your newly fat fingers cause you to never use electronics again.

i wish i had an off button for stupid people.

[rooster]

you do but those stupid people also have a remote for you which they use to pause you right before you hit your off button for them and beat the living crap out of you.....


i wish i had a cough drop

[rockmyplimsoul]

you do, but you accidentally inhale it and it gets lodged in your trachea.

i wish i had a chopper to ride on weekends.

[casa~la~rocka]

You get it but you also get hammered and drive it through a department store display.

I wish I had a Starbucks latte.

[rockmyplimsoul]

Some thoughtful person delivers one to you, but then you discover that you've become lactose intolerant.

I wish my employer allowed iPod use while working.

[Derek McNelly]

They do, but it gets stolen by a (insert lowest job level you encounter here).

I wish Elvis Costello would visit me on my death bed.

[superman56]

he does but when he walks in u die

i wish i owned apple

[Derek McNelly]

You do, but a group of nano owners files a class action suit about scratchability, and you lose everything.

I wish that I had a ROFL Copter.

[mrdantownsend]

If i knew what you were talking about, It would be so much better.

It explodes??

I wish My Bio project was complete and I I would get a 100 on it.

[Derek McNelly]

Originally posted by mrdantownsend
If i knew what you were talking about, It would be so much better.

It explodes??

I wish My Bio project was complete and I I would get a 100 on it.

ROFL Copter (http://www.funfreepages.com/games/roflcopter_attack.php)

And you get 100 on your bio project, but not 100%, you get 100 viruses that eat away at your flesh until you're nothing but a spleen (because viruses hate spleens).

I wish I had a mongoose.

[Maxman]

You get an evil mongoose!

I wish the person comment on my wish gets no wishes!

[superman56]

u get it but it backfires and u cant play/wish anymore

i wish i owned nike

[mathwiz91]

you do but you pay out 2 times your revenue in endorsements

i wish i had a coupon for one free piece of gum

[Derek McNelly]

You get the gum, and it tastes like soap.

I wish for three more wishes. (Someone had to do this.)

[Maxman]

You get them, but they last for 1 second each and then turn to the opposite.

I wish I was the genie so i get to choose which wishes get granted.

[mrdantownsend]

Well, you become the genie but then realize you look like This (http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com/images/ugly-man-boys-stupid-looking.jpg).

I wish I had a 3 day weekend

[Derek McNelly]

You get your 3 day weekend, but you are diagnosed with hepatitis A,B,C and HIV on the first day.

I wish that birds didn't have wings.

[mathwiz91]

birds dont have wings so they stand on ur head and poop all day

i wish i had an atom bomb to blow up the white house with..

[Nader172]

you get the atom bomb and blow up the white house but you become arrested and sentanced for the death penatly

I wish for everlasting world peace...

[Amelie]

Originally posted by mathwiz91
birds dont have wings so they stand on ur head and poop all day

i wish i had an atom bomb to blow up the white house with..

That's nice. You and a terrorist have something in common.

[mrdantownsend]

no wish?

I wish Amelie made a wish ;)

but yeah, that's pretty creepy that you want to blow up the white house mathwiz

[Maxman]

Amelie makes the wish that you can't have good wishes.

I still want that power cluster ;)

[Derek McNelly]

You get your wish, but the Rolling Stones come down playing "You Can't Always Get What You Want", and Keith Richards steals your computers. All of them.

I wish I had two pennies.

[mathwiz91]

u get two pennies but they were soaked in mercury and u die of mercury poisoning....

i wish i wasnt so creepy at the age of 14....


Originally posted by mrdantownsend
but yeah, that's pretty creepy that you want to blow up the white house mathwiz

i meant A white house... not the white house... i do really not like bush tho...

[n1ckel5]

you weren't creepy at all at age 14, but unfortunately, you were super creepy at 13 and everyone is still afraid of you!

i wish companies didn't outsource their customer service to foreign countries.

[antiditz]

they don't, but it's the end of 24-hour customer service.

I wish USD bills weren't primarily green.

[superman56]

u get your wish but they stay green



i wish i could see a celebrity death match between steve jobbs and bill gates :)

[Derek McNelly]

You get your wish, but Steve Jobs dies, and the price of iPods jumps to $12,000 a piece, as all works of art jump in price when the creator dies.

I wish that the Floppy Disk would never be phased out.

[n1ckel5]

floppy disks remain in production forever, however floppy disk drives are phased out of production, making the disks themselves useless (unless you have an older computer).

i wish customer service reps would say 'i don't know' instead of lying to me.

[casa~la~rocka]

They tell you the truth, but then they'll refer you to this number: 1-800-238-2368 (GET BENT).

I wish the weatherman's forecast's were actually right for a change.

[rockmyplimsoul]

The forecasts become 100% correct, but unfortunately they predict nothing but rain and gloomy skies in your town over the next 6 months. :mad:

I wish I could go back 1000 years in time and safely return.

[n1ckel5]

you do go back in time, however when you return with your stories, you are committed to a mental hospital.

i wish i had a mt. dew, some doritos, and the rest of the afternoon off from work.

[mrdantownsend]

you get it, but you also contract herpes from a diseased dorito, then your head explodes from surprise and anger.

I wish I had a truly unbreakable comb [cuz my last "ubreakable" one broke.]

[rooster]

you get your comb, but you no longer have use for it as you get the bad new that you have wrist cancer, and must undergo kemo, thus losing all of your hair.

i wish the carpet in my room was not black.

[mathwiz91]

u get ur wish but it is a really really dark green that looks black

i wish that i wasnt dore from hockey conditioning

[superman56]

ok u arent dore but u sore


i wish for 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars

[rockmyplimsoul]

You are granted 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 dolars, but then you realize that you misspelled 'dollars' so your wish is worthless since 'dolars' is an unrecognized currency.

I wish my iskin was blue.

[superman56]

Originally posted by rockmyplimsoul
You are granted 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 dolars, but then you realize that you misspelled 'dollars' so your wish is worthless since 'dolars' is an unrecognized currency.

I wish my iskin was blue.

i did? :rolleyes:

your iskin turns blue but it also grows wings and flys away

[casa~la~rocka]

uh... where's your wish, superman?

Okay, back to me: I wish I were debt-free.

[rockmyplimsoul]

A charitable soul gives you the money to pay off your debt, but then the IRS puts you in jail for failing to pay gift tax on this contribution.

I wish my iPod had voice-command to control it.

[Derek McNelly]

It has voice command abilities, but the only language it recognizes is Icelandic.

I wish I had a cow.

[mrdantownsend]

YOu get a cow, but he poos all over you and your belongings, eats through chains and rope, and makes orange and green milk that tastes like rotten eggs.

I wish I had a guitar

[Derek McNelly]

You get a guitar, but my mutant cow eats it.

I wish I had gas.

[mrdantownsend]

YOu get gas, but it's not for your car ;)

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner

[Derek McNelly]

You become an Oscar Meyer Weiner, and everybody is in love with you. Which may very well explain why you get molested everywhere you go.

I wish that Chuck Norris would kick me in the face.

[superman56]

he kicks u in the face but u dont remeber cause the blow was so hard


i wish for a blimp

[Derek McNelly]

You get the Hindenburg.

I wish I had your face.

[mathwiz91]

u do but everybody who has a grudge against me thinks the u are me and they kick ur ### instead of mine

i wish i could live in canadia

[mrdantownsend]

you realize after your wish that 'canadia' isn't a real place so you get banished to the gap between dimensions.

I wish I had some more Snapple.

[superman56]

u do but its only lake water flavor


i wish for 10 free laptops

[mrdantownsend]

you get them, but they're not laptop computers, they're laptop meals (http://kids.kfc.com/) from KFC

I wish I had a turkey sandwich

[superman56]

cool!!! thats what i meant!

[casa~la~rocka]

superman, this is the second time you didn't state your wish! Don't make me come over there, lol.

I wish I had a flawless complexion.

[Derek McNelly]

You have a flawless complexion, and everybody hates you for it.

I wish I had $1,700 in American money to purchase an iBook that absolutely NOTHING could go wrong with.

[mrdantownsend]

the amreican dollars have poopoo stains on them and no one will accept them, and even the banks wont exchange it for normal $$$, so you can't get the flawless powerbook

I wish I had a drivers license

[rooster]

you do but die in a horrible car wreck


i wish i didnt have such broad sholders

[Derek McNelly]

You no longer have broad shoulders, but only as a side effect of losing your arms in the car wreck mrdantownsend was in. (You were the other driver.)

I wish I had a better computer.

[superman56]

u get a better computer but it dies

i wish for 2 more iPods

[casa~la~rocka]

You get 2 more but they are the first generation ipods and you only have Windows.

I wish my back wasn't killing me right about now. :-(

[superman56]

your back isnt killing u but your head is


i wish for school to disapear

[Derek McNelly]

It disappears, and the world is no better or worse. However, neither is your spelling.

I wish for a scoop of ice cream.

[rooster]

you have your ice cream but alas its butter pecan(which nobody likes) and you cry all day because like butter pecan ice cream no one likes you.

i wish that every wish i make from here on out will not turn out bad.....

[papayaninja]

You are never again allowed to make a wish.

I wish to get a good grade on my math test.

[casa~la~rocka]

Congrats! You get an A in math. Unfortunately, you get an F in Biology.

I wish hot guys weren't so shallow.

[mrdantownsend]

LOL! That'll never happen!

Even if it did, none of them would like you, so you'd get stuck with all the shallow ugly guys.

I wish I had a new alarm clock.

[rooster]

you do but the alarm is always ashley simpson.........


i wish the detriot lions would draft micheal huff

[superman56]

they do but he gets injured beyond repair




i wish i could have one of everything in the bestbuy store

[rockmyplimsoul]

you get one of everything! but the clutter is everywhere and you slip on an ashley simpson cd, falling head first into that 50" plasma you so love and electrocute yourself.

i wish my neighbor's dog had a mute button.

[papayaninja]

Originally posted by mrdantownsend
LOL! That'll never happen!

You either just called yourself shallow or ugly. It's lose-lose.


The dog has a mute button, but she uses it on you. It belongs to the dog. Get it? I'm sorry.

I wish it wasn't so hard out here for a pimp.

[Derek McNelly]

You discover that pimping is not where the money is, but rather, the money is in being one of the hoes, and you're too fat to be a hoe.

I wish the partridge family would get together and sing for the rest of eternity.

[mathwiz91]

is that like the partridge in the pear tree? sry i dont kno...

if so they all get bird flu but and sing in sick ear damaging voices

if not im sry

i wish i wasnt so smart all the time but was still smart when i want to be but was impossible for me to show off and that some hot girl would like me for my wisdom and knowledge and marry me and we'd all have perfect little kids that did nothing wrong and that all u guys who can make this be very bad would be impossible for u to reply and that i had a penny to give to this grl at school for her birthday cuz i old her i would get her one but im broke becuz im too smart and brag too much and pay people a dollar every time i brag and so everybody at my school is rich except for me and i cry and i wish i didnt cry and that i wasnt so smart and that i didnt have to restate this thing over and ove again as my wish cuz i do that a lot and that i would never do that again and that i had more wishes for this game becuz i just used everything i can think of and that i had ice cream!

whew..... come up with somthin for that!!! HA!!!! HA!!!! HA!!!!

[Derek McNelly]

You die on the toilet tomorrow morning.

I wish I had a cool name.

[rooster]

you get your cool name but all of a sudden in the rush of a new fad your old name is cool and you cant have your name back....


i wish i had a 1000000000000000000000000Gbps internet connection

[superman56]

u get it but all of a sudden more is less and less is more



i wish for a new basketball hoop

[zenith_kitten]

you get your basketball hoop, but it's all bent out of shape when you pull it out of the packaging.

I wish I was on an African safari right now.

[superman56]

u are but u get eaten by lions

i wish for 100100110001000$

[mrdantownsend]

that's original :rolleyes:

You get it but it combusts when it touches your fingers, therefore making you catch on fire and getting 4th degree burns [which don't even exist]

I wish for a bag of sunflower seeds

[casa~la~rocka]

You get it but you (suprise!) choke on a kernel.

I wish John Lennon were still with us.

[superman56]

who???

i wish jerry rice wouldnt have retired.

[rooster]

first off, superman, you don't know who john lennon is? ever heard of the beatles? thats depressing........


he didn't retire but he had a horrific hit put on him in practice by john lynch and how hes a vegatable....


i wish i was beautiful like you......

[casa~la~rocka]

Originally posted by rooster
first off, superman, you don't know who john lennon is? ever heard of the beatles? thats depressing........

Let's just say he was kidding about that, rooster.

On to your wish: you're just as beautiful as me but even more neurotic.

I wish I had a cupcake.

[rockmyplimsoul]

someone brings you cupcakes, but they turn out to be from the "Clerks" stage setting which was filmed 12 years ago.

I wish there could be 30 hours in a day.

[mathwiz91]

Originally posted by Freddy_Ramone
You die on the toilet tomorrow morning.



wow... i dont use a toilet so that wont work (i use a can lol)

there are 30 hours in a day but they come up with new names for times and an hour is switched to the length of time for ean eternity and vice versa

i wish that i could walk into a lobby and set off metal detectors and when the guy says to put keys or spare change in the bucket thing, open my jacket that has lots of big guns and he says holy sh*t and then i shoot him... (sry i just watched the matrix)

[rooster]

you do go on a massive killing spree in a mall or wherever you are but....
while your kiling it seems as if no one cares. no one calls the police or anything its just another day to them. you, being upset that your not getting the recognition you feel you so rightfully deserve kill everyone on earth and then realize that you killed your favorite artist, ashlee simpson, and cant stand to live with her talent(or lack there of), you kill yourself....


i wish lost wasn't a re-run

[Derek McNelly]

It's not a re-run, but it is the series finale.

I wish I could buy the world a coke and keep it company.

[casa~la~rocka]

You do but unlike the way the song goes, it's not "the real thing".

I wish Tucker Carlson (jerk) would retire that stupid bow tie.

[rooster]

he retires the bow tie but bring back the sweater vest.........

i wish my calanders in my room would change by themselves and not have to have me manually lift the next page each month.

[Derek McNelly]

They do as such, but they are metric calendars, and there are 100 months in a year, and 10 days in a month.

I wish we'd switch to metric time.

[papayaninja]

We do but only for 20 minutes (metric time) and then we switch back because that's dumb.

I wish we were taught metric measurements in elementary school in the US since it is what most of the world uses and we have to learn it later on for science anyway.

[mrdantownsend]

I really want that to happen too. No point in making that one bad.

I wish for a Sharpie Marker that would NEVER EVER come off of whatever you drew on.

[mathwiz91]

u get ur marker but as youre running around to draw on stuff u trip in a slow motion manner and accidentally draw al over your face

i wish that i didnt have any tests tomorrow

[rooster]

you don't but the teach chooses to randomly fail a student and by golly its you!!

i wish converting dvds to ipod format didnt take an hour and a half per dvd

[superman56]

Originally posted by rooster
first off, superman, you don't know who john lennon is? ever heard of the beatles?

yeah i think ive heard of the beatles






it doesnt take an hour and a half per dvd but now takes 3 days. (wow yours suxs lol)

i wish i new who the beatles are

[Derek McNelly]

You know who the Beatles are, but the only song you like is Honey Pie, and everybody else who likes the Beatles beats your ### daily, because that song sucks.

I wish I wasn't the guy holding up the card that says "I Pee in the Sink" in the All American Rejects video.

[mrdantownsend]

they take 10 seconds, but then they have a ten second self-destruct button on them, which you always happen to hit

[casa~la~rocka]

^No wish?

I wish Grease really wasn't the word that I heard.

[gyix]

Grease really was your heard and you here it all the time it drives you mad


i wish i had more wishes and that they never go bad

[mathwiz91]

u get those wishes but u have to wish that u could never wish for anything again

i wish i could listen to my ipod during CSAPs (colorado student assessment program)

[Derek McNelly]

I don't even want to make that bad. We can't listen to our iPods during MEAPs (Michigan Educational Assessment Program), which makes me mad, only because the MEAPs suck.

I wish I knew who put the bomp in the bomp sha bomp sha bomp or who put the ram in the ramalama ding dong.

[casa~la~rocka]

You do but you'll never meet the man who made your baby fall in love with you.

I wish the term "blue-eyed soul" was changed to "super-sangin' white-boy funk".

[rockmyplimsoul]

"super-sangin' white-boy funk" becomes the de facto term for classic caucasian soul music, but then michael bolton makes a comeback and the term gets wrongly applied to similar artists who have no talent whatsoever.

i wish that cal (berkely) would blow through the brackets and take the championship over connecticut.

[rooster]

they get the NCAA championship, but, their bus back to UCB spins out and sadly, everyone dies....


i wish my bad run at the casino would end...

[Derek McNelly]

It ends, but your good run refuses to start. It's the alternator.

I wish I had a billion fajitas!

[gyix]

a billion fajitas you get then but you get sick of then


i wish my ipod had 300bg hd and

[Derek McNelly]

You get your iPod with a 300GB HDD, but your battery lasts only 17 seconds.

I wish I had a sandbox.

[casa~la~rocka]

You have one but the neighborhood cats mistake it for *ahem* another kind of box.

I wish thongs had never been invented.

[VipFREAK]

Originally posted by Freddy_Ramone
You get your iPod with a 300GB HDD, but your battery lasts only 17 seconds.

Originally posted by casa~la~rocka
I wish thongs had never been invented.

lol, funny stuff... I'd grant that wish but the fat people over here still bendover.

I wish to get a third part time job that actually pays.

[rooster]

you get that job and it pays $27/hr but.... its cleaning the crap off the monkey exibit at the zoo, oh nad the monkeys hate you so they squeeze out a link and throw it at you constantly...

i wish it was noon so i could go start drinkin'!! happy st. pattys everyone!!!

[superman56]

its noon but all the alcoholic bevereges are gone


I wish i had 2 HI-FIs

[casa~la~rocka]

You do but you put the volume up too high and they blow out.

I wish I had green eyes.

[Jknation]

you would get green eyes but you can only see everythin in green color.

i wish i had car

[superman56]

you get a car but u have to drive it like fred flintstone



i wish i had a digital camera

[gyix]

you get a digital camera but no matter what settings you use you end up crying because it is a wast of 6.0 mp coese the photos allways come out blured


well i wish for this game to stop

[superman56]

it did, until i posted lol


i wish i had one of those counter things.

[mrdantownsend]

if i knew what the hell you were talking about this would be so much easier.

it blows up then.

I wish I had a parrot who was really cool and talked in 4 languages

[superman56]

its one of these http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/superman5656/R10736.jpg




u get him but he talks in languages u dont understand so hes useless.

i wish i had a monkey!

[Jknation]

you would have a monkey but he would trash you house.

i wish had a sandwich

[rooster]

you do but you live in bizzaro world and the sandwich eats you!!!!!AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


i wish jimmie johnson would not win todays race.....

[superman56]

uhhhh he doesnt but neither does the person u want to win.....



i wish i had vending machine that produced everykinf of ipod for free by me just pushing a button.

[casa~la~rocka]

You do but it gets jammed and so you kick it, causing it to fall over on you and break your leg.

I wish I hadn't missed the Prison Break marathon yesterday. :(

[superman56]

Originally posted by casa~la~rocka
You do but it gets jammed and so you kick it, causing it to fall over on you and break your leg.

but at least i still have the ipods!

you dont but prision break turns to sponge bob so you have to watch that.

i wish new if windows was coming out with something new.......

[rockmyplimsoul]

"i wish I knew if windows was coming out with something new......."

you find out that windows will introduce something completely revolutionary, but then you are assasinated by bill gates' hired goons before you can tell anyone about it.

i wish i could think of a clever wish.

[Derek McNelly]

You think of a clever wish, but right as you are about to post it, a herd of Mongolians living in your colon decide to attempt to invade your gallbladder, causing a massive seizure in which you fall to the ground, convulising and twisiting, and you snap your spine, which in turn causes you to die. As you are ascending to the heavens, you realize your wish:

"I wish the Mongolians would leave my Colon."

And you got your wish.

I wish for whatever you're wishing for...

[mrdantownsend]

well, read my wish.

I wish you die.

[Derek McNelly]

I die, but you go to jail for plotting my murder.

I wish that your wish has as much validity as a wish for a sandwich.