View Full Version : i like my ipod like i like my women...
deftdrummer1
10-29-2003, 05:53 PM
flawless and naked. :-)
after dealing a lot with about 4 different types of cases, remotes, 2 pairs of headpnes and 2 pairs of ear buds....im finding the best solution for me at school is the way the ipod was intended! no case and stock headphones! i think the headphones sound really great for my taste in music and they are simple and look good. I know the ipod scratches easily but that's a risk im willing to take to make people jealous :D
prototypechild
10-29-2003, 05:57 PM
Covered in bees?
thenightfly42
10-29-2003, 06:02 PM
Pale and square?
artgeek5000
10-29-2003, 07:19 PM
flat?
iamaustin
10-29-2003, 07:44 PM
Easy (Nothings easier than the iPod)
MikeM
10-29-2003, 09:10 PM
With multiple ports?
deftdrummer1
10-29-2003, 10:15 PM
pale and square, haha good one
prototypechild
10-29-2003, 10:16 PM
I take it there are no Eddie Izzard fans in the house?
bb_dg
10-29-2003, 10:32 PM
with curves
i also use stock headphones at school, no remote, but i keep my ipod in a iskin and another neoprene case which completely zips... cant be too careful
jerrodh
10-30-2003, 01:09 AM
No... you have it all wrong!
Touch-Sensitive!!
torchedlh
10-30-2003, 01:23 PM
small, white, and expensive?
mrogers
10-30-2003, 03:09 PM
I love Eddie Izzard!
"I like my coffee like I like my women...covered in BEEES!"
LOL
palexc
10-30-2003, 03:17 PM
Full of Mick Jagger?
ginalee
10-30-2003, 03:39 PM
Willing to fulfil every wish but opposed to sexist threads?
;-)
No, I don't think that's what he had in mind...
hmartine_67
10-30-2003, 08:01 PM
mounted and loud? :cool:
c.c.r.
10-30-2003, 08:08 PM
With Madonna's signature laser-engraved on its rear end?
SlutMonkey
10-30-2003, 08:25 PM
Slim
User-friendly
Less desirable when there is a new generation out
SpideyPod
10-30-2003, 08:34 PM
The way I use my iPods. Bareback Baby!!!
Thats without a case for all of you with your mind in the gutter. ;)
SlutMonkey
10-30-2003, 09:06 PM
True.. I always use it with the rubber on, and realised today how much nicer it is to touch without protection...
(I'm talking about using the iSkin... of course)
kojak
10-30-2003, 09:26 PM
cold and bitter
No- wait- that's my coffee...
kojak
10-30-2003, 09:29 PM
Elegant and eclectic.
But I'm not sure what message the pearl white iSkin is sending... :eek:
Dreamster
10-30-2003, 11:16 PM
free.
Wait im dreaming again....nothings free in todays world isn't it?
With the docking port uncovered?
palexc
10-30-2003, 11:36 PM
Turned on with a light touch.
Neil33
10-30-2003, 11:58 PM
Expensive and loud?
palexc
10-31-2003, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Neil33
Expensive and loud?
Your iPod is from Long Island?
GuyVer
10-31-2003, 06:17 AM
Highly charged and rarin' to go...
Shame it doesn't last long mind ;)
soulrock
10-31-2003, 08:54 AM
Easy to turn on. :cool:
loGan
10-31-2003, 10:06 AM
Easily replaced...
SpideyPod
10-31-2003, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by dmt1
With the docking port uncovered?
Ha!
Originally posted by plaexc
quote:
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Originally posted by Neil33
Expensive and loud?
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Your iPod is from Long Island?
:p
This thread is too funny.
Evil Inside
10-31-2003, 11:28 AM
Skinny and white.
In my pocket and at my fingertips at all times.
kojak
10-31-2003, 12:18 PM
Obsequious, yet didactic
Neil33
10-31-2003, 12:22 PM
Under my thumb.
Just like Mick says!
SpideyPod
10-31-2003, 12:38 PM
I have the ability to push its buttons.............................
A "pause" button, push it and sound stops........now that?s paradise! :p
deftdrummer1
10-31-2003, 05:02 PM
....In the palm of my hand.....
EnderWiggin
10-31-2003, 05:07 PM
Enjoys lots of flashy accessories and hot when mounted.
This thread is the most hilarious one I've seen. Thanks to whoever started it and to all of those who have contributed.
SlutMonkey
10-31-2003, 09:07 PM
I was the first one to use it
spksmom
10-31-2003, 11:28 PM
I'll take elegant and eclectic. But how 'bout we turn it around, ginalee?
Great to listen to, always ready and lasts for 4 or 5 hours?
(I think most of this thread is a giggle :D )
caitsith01
11-01-2003, 12:20 AM
Small, breakable, and with no stamina?
Dude, you're talking about little kids. That's sick.
ginalee
11-01-2003, 03:31 AM
Originally posted by spksmom
I'll take elegant and eclectic. But how 'bout we turn it around, ginalee?
Great to listen to, always ready and lasts for 4 or 5 hours?
(I think most of this thread is a giggle :D )
Enjoying this thread immensely,
*with a male ipod in mind (and thinking of the 4 or 5 hours bit - wishful thinking)*
I'll take "giving me what I want, anywhere and everywhere"
:D
Alicia
deftdrummer1
11-01-2003, 10:06 AM
haha even the mods are getting their feet wet. :-)
bb_dg
11-01-2003, 10:15 AM
in my pants (or pocket atleast :))
Neil33
11-01-2003, 10:24 AM
Heard but not seen.
spksmom
11-01-2003, 02:28 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by ginalee
[B]Enjoying this thread immensely,
*with a male ipod in mind (and thinking of the 4 or 5 hours bit - wishful thinking)*
I'll take "giving me what I want, anywhere and everywhere"
:D
Hmmmmmm. Exactly!
jaclyn
11-02-2003, 04:03 AM
Even though I really want to be all girly and offended, I can't be, because this is the funniest thread I've read in a long time.
iv4iv4
11-03-2003, 05:49 AM
small on the outside, but lots of memory inside.
able to compliment my moods.
odorless and light on the baggage!
shes always throwing a party in my pants!
she may get tired after 8 hours, but by then i'm usually spent too.
simple! (why is this asking so much?)
i can press her buttons all day.
her name is so easy to remember, its written on her forehead.
when i give her what i want to give her, she begs not to be disconnected.
she can buffer before I even ask.
she can get pretty loud when i turn her on.
hehe...i luv my ipod
Impulse29
11-09-2003, 06:53 PM
wow, iv4iv4, how's about you leave some for us? ;)
it'd have to be white, and elegant for me...
riley
11-18-2003, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by prototypechild
Covered in bees?
THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.
Or jam.
deftdrummer1
11-18-2003, 02:20 PM
or macclear case?
yinyang
11-23-2003, 08:38 PM
she looks so fine in the buff, leather, vinyl, silicone or neoprene, and even aluminium...??
deftdrummer1
11-23-2003, 10:46 PM
aluminum ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. nahh, just naked for me
element89
11-26-2003, 03:07 PM
bright, white, and with my hands all over her.....:)
Hor5e
11-27-2003, 11:00 AM
Empty and in a box
(Gotta wait till xmas to get mine)
deftdrummer1
11-27-2003, 11:49 AM
as of yesterday, replaced............
SpideyPod
11-27-2003, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by deftdrummer1
as of yesterday, replaced............
ummm....the 'Pod, the woman, or both?
deftdrummer1
11-27-2003, 01:45 PM
Nope, new woman, ipod is gone though :-(
how about multifuntional, sexy, and easy to turn back on even after the worst problems.
The Jebus
11-28-2003, 04:44 AM
fat and black. Oh.
deftdrummer1
11-28-2003, 10:09 AM
sluggish and finnicky
olimorgan
12-01-2003, 04:47 PM
needs a good docking at least once a day.
"Always treat your ipod like you treat your woman"
"What you mean take her to see your mother"
"No! Get inside her four times a day and take her to heaven and back"
deftdrummer1
12-01-2003, 05:06 PM
now were into treat your ipod like you do your favorite porn. Bring it with you everywhere. Know it inside and out......its there for you in the time of need.... uh oh
daddybesmooth
04-04-2005, 01:28 PM
able to easily slide onto my large dock as i upload and download all day long.
daddybesmooth
04-04-2005, 01:31 PM
The Jebus ..fat and black. Oh.
brillant
daddybesmooth
04-04-2005, 05:32 PM
pleasuring me while i pleasure someone else.
kaickul
04-09-2005, 12:32 PM
simple, yet elegant..
12345
04-17-2005, 10:49 AM
easily scratched
JustinHermary
04-19-2005, 08:11 AM
Originally posted by olimorgan
"No! Get inside her four times a day and take her to heaven and back"
What does this have to do with iPods. Thats just plain dirty! :D
This is one of the funniest threads I've seen.
Spud8
05-31-2005, 01:49 AM
under your control?
jimbopod
05-31-2005, 08:08 AM
I agree, the scratches add authenticity to it, and its just wrong to cover up the iPod's beauty!
skateboarderx24
05-31-2005, 01:59 PM
fast and easy?..................not