hot girl came up to me at school, asked about my ipod

[jcsickz]

I was at school, jamming to some funky breaks, and this really hot chick came up to me, and asked me what I was listening to. I let her have a listen, we got to talking and we are going out to dinner this friday! THANK YOU STEVE JOBS!

[Goldmember21]

More power to you.
But, not to burst your bubble, but she might only like you for your ipod.

[jcsickz]

hey, thats fine . as long as she lets me it it two or three times, I can't lose!

[Ipod Monk]

kah kah kah kah!! What a golddigger!

Okay, well here comes my monologue

She'll totally go all sexy and perverted on you, you'll succumb to horniness, and give her your ipod on her birthday or valentine and whatever, and totally ditch you and say "you actually thought i liked you? man your a geek!!"

or..... yeah.

[Ipod Monk]

Originally posted by jcsickz
hey, thats fine . as long as she lets me it it two or three times, I can't lose!

wtf??? it it? you mean hit it? if so hell yeah

[jcsickz]

yeah man, im just trying to hit!

[melsmusic]

Maybe you both may get on.

She's after the ipod, you're after her .....

I can't see a long future though. :D

[jcsickz]

fixed

Originally posted by melsmusic

She's after the ipod, you're after her .....




Edited.

[melsmusic]

jcsickz you cheeky little bugger. I didn't say that. :D

[jcsickz]

maybe. but I know what you were thinking.

[melsmusic]

Originally posted by jcsickz
maybe. but I know what you were thinking.

Correct, but I was trying to be polite. ;)

[jcsickz]

ok so when should I call her, today or tomorrow

[Dougboy]

she gets the ipod? u get #####?

so why get the ipod in the first place? U could have spent the $299 on hookers instead :confused:

[jcsickz]

I just got back from my date with her. Everything went well, we went out to dinner and everything was great. We even kissed at the front door and are going out again tomorrow. I tried to call her to tell her goodnight but she didn't answer so I'll give her a call tomorrow. Now it's time to find my ipod, put on some love songs and go to sleep. I know who will be the star of my dreams.

[jcsickz]

ummm, guys... you aren't gonna believe this but I can't find my ipod anywhere... I'll keep you updated. I don't want to jump to any conclusions just yet.

[melsmusic]

Only 1 minute of looking jcsickz. I am sure you can try harder than that.

[Nickster]

For sure......

[CookieFactory]

decent troll.

[jcsickz]

guys, she stole my ipod. I have been looking all night and this morning too and its nowhere to be found!

[d-bear]

this is amusing.

[jcsickz]

I'm glad you guys think this is so amusing. I'm missing a $300 ipod and you guys just laugh? I thought this was supposed to be a community! Anyways, I keep calling her and her voicemail keeps picking up. What should I do now?

[iMacc]

:eek: And you didn't even get any.......

[jcsickz]

"getting any" is the last thing on my mind right now :(

[ipodphoto30]

march up to her at school and ask where's my ipod. then if she says idk just say i know you have it you were quite interested in it. If someone stole my ipod i'd come after their @$$ and get it back or a fight will break out.

[jcsickz]

well, I wanted her to hear a song that I liked, and then she started rubbing my neck and I closed my eyes and I didn't see it after that.

[ipodphoto30]

ugh the power of girls, some use it for good some use it for evil. in this case evil.well go up to her when you see her again on monday at first sorta pretend like you don't konw she has your ipod. then start up a conversation about what songs she likes or something. then say speaking of music have you seen my ipod? if she says no give her an explanation, if she still says no tell her where did it go since you were rubbing my neck?

[d-bear]

are you in college or high school? either way, you should be able to get her address. assuming you have her last name.

call the popo.

i hope you at least made her pay for her own dinner.

in this type of situation, a girl doesn't have power unless you give it to her. or if she's standing there naked rubbing your "neck."

[ipodphoto30]

u give her power, and she decides what to do with it. wait, if you guys stood on the front porch and kissed, is this her house? if it is go to her house right now and ask for it.

[random person]

This is just too silly. Troll?

[jcsickz]

guys I don't appreciate being called a troll, I may not be the best looking guy ever but I'm certainly not a troll.

[ipodphoto30]

GET IT BACK!

[melsmusic]

Well if this story is true you really should have known from the start and held onto your ipod.

You picked her up with the ipod, as you yourself said and then complain when it is true after all... she wanted you for your ipod.

I am not sure I buy this story ... sorry. It just sounds too far fetched for me.

[ipodphoto30]

i agree with melsmusic but the story's gotta be true.

[archurban]

what a pathetic!

[jcsickz]

that is not correct grammar, arch.

[archurban]

well, do you want to talk about grammer? originally, the sentence what I mentioned is 'what + a + adjective + noun + Subject + verb (or how + adjective + adverb + subject + verb). usually you can omit subject + verb if subject is already known like if sentence. gosh! that's nothing wrong my grammer, you're pathetic!

[d-bear]

arch, buddy, at least spell grammar correctly.

[archurban]

yeah, grammer -> grammar. whatever. what are you my teacher or something? when you type spell, you could do wrong sometime. so I do. what's deal with it. if you understand, that's fine. crisis!

[d-bear]

wait, you're not a native English speaker, are you?

[iMacc]

Originally posted by d-bear
wait, you're not a native English speaker, are you?

Correct

[iPod_Greg]

Dude sorry to hear that your iPod was stolen (?)....hope you get it back but it sounds like for now you've been pwned!

--Greg

[Capital R]

Where were you when you think you lost it? Could you have maybe left it somewhere? I don't know that using that good ol' Jump to Conclusions Mat is very reliable.

[jcsickz]

call me chief smackaho I'm going to her house right now!

[Dougboy]

Originally posted by melsmusic
Well if this story is true

[jcsickz]

I can't get ahold of her

[ipodphoto30]

i thought you said you were going to her house. take any action it requires to get your ipod back. btw are you in highschool or college old enough to drive or something?

[JMan8108]

Id bet any money this story is fake.... If not ur a d-bag for getting ur ipod stolen that easy

[Riddell]

Not buying it . . . but it was funny in parts

[melsmusic]

Credibility is now SHOT !!!!!!!

[punk_r0x]

Duh, you don't take the iPod on the date with you, when she asks about it you're like "oh it's back in my room..."

[ipodphoto30]

still no reply from yourself, give us an update.

[AHHHHHHH]

*reads whole thread*

...o.0;

[jcsickz]

I still can't get this chick, should I call the police?

[punk_r0x]

WTF, doesn't she go to your school?

[ipodphoto30]

yeah doesn't she go to your school? if you dont' get any progress on this then yes. go ahead and call the police and get them to go to her house with you waiting on the side and she can't see you. it seems a little bit far of action but COME ON your ipod nano! update soon.

[d-bear]

sit outside her house with a gun in hand.

[ipodphoto30]

lol d-bear, yes just sit outside no matter how long it takes. eventually she'll come out, or come in from somewhere. but she may call the cops if she sees you through a window or something. wait outside in a car then until you see her.

[punk_r0x]

Wow, you guys are real professional hit men!

[jcsickz]

man, some of you guys are scaring me. I still can't find this chick, we are on a thanksgiving holiday so I will be looking for her next week for sure.

[Dougboy]

this story is as real as michael jackson's nose :rolleyes:

if u know wher she lives, why cant u find her? Does she not go home?

and what does thanks giving have to do with this? if my ipod was missing, i'd be hunting it down even on christmas or new years eve or whatever.

[ipodphoto30]

he hasn't gotten it back for a while this is starting to get out of hand. and ridiculous. just get it back right now to end it all

[ipodphoto30]

still no update.

[Derek McNelly]

Damn shame... Killed for his iPod.

[Young GE]

Aslong as you beat up the P.U.S.S.Y a few times, she can keep the iPod.

L0L

[CraigNB]

Man...just read this whole thread. If true = that girl is scum but so are you for just trying to get laid haha so in a sense you kind of deserve it. If its fake - then you deserve to have your iPod stolen if it hasn't been already for making up such a stupid story haha.

Yeah i agree with everyone though this story has to many holes, you know where she lives - go there! if she isn't there knock on the door and explain the story to her parents? and is there a reason you keep avoiding the high school or college issue?? im assuming high school if she lives in a "house" and not an apartment or dorm or something.

[sidebruns]

maybe she lives in a "nuthouse" with him and they have limited internet time, which would explain the lack of update on the story.

[CraigNB]

yeah! sounds about right, about as far fetched ad the rest of this story lol

[Derek McNelly]

Could it be possible they're iS&M freaks and they've strangled themselves with the earbuds?

[CraigNB]

crash and burn....(meaning the joke was bad)

but hey anyway, i wish this kid would update haha

[punk_r0x]

Originally posted by CraigNB
If true = that girl is scum but so are you for just trying to get laid haha so in a sense you kind of deserve it.

What! That's ridiculous, what high school guy isn't trying to get laid?

It sounds pretty fake but I wouldn't be surprised if it's true, girls are sneaky. Especially the hot ones.

[squeakerbox]

still a funny thread tho

[ipodphoto30]

i still haven't heard an update on this yet.

[squeakerbox]

dont think itll ever come...

[leFrenzy]

close the thread.

[JaknB0b]

lol... close it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn stupid story though. if its true. that girl is a #####

[jefmcg]

Of course it never happened. He's so addicted to the iPod that he takes it out on a date, yet he didn't listen to it on the way home? Yeah, right.

[squeakerbox]

well under certain circumstances i dont think you would listen to your ipod

[Kristiano]

This thread has become funny thanks to iPodPhoto30's need to find out if the kid got laid :D

[ipodphoto30]

Originally posted by Kristiano
This thread has become funny thanks to iPodPhoto30's need to find out if the kid got laid :D

yes i need to know if this kid's details if he got his nano back. if he got laid, and if he beat up the girl after that for taking his ipod.

still waiting, this kid hasn't updated on anything.

[frisk291]

Somehow I don't think we're getting an update...ever :D . There are too many loopholes in the story for it to be true anyway. It would be funny though if he comes back later and makes up another ridiculous addition to the story...

[Alien]

Hahaha, just read through the thread and I can't help myself from ROFLMAO.

[squeakerbox]

we should just add to the story ourselves....

it could become the iLounge myth in 5 years

[ipodphoto30]

Originally posted by squeakerbox
we should just add to the story ourselves....

it could become the iLounge myth in 5 years

let me start off then.

okay well then after that then the guy could not acquire his ipod for a while. so he went to the girls house. he was so mad that he busted her door, he ran to her room and there she was with his ipod lisetning to William Hung shebangs. he of course was shocked, and she was also shocked upon seeing him. what she did with the ipod was....

(add on with this)

[Derek McNelly]

decide to hide it in her... yes, cooter. He made a futile attempt to retreive it, when she called...

[ipodphoto30]

this is my ipod nano! studdering the words. he threw her on the bed and took his ipod nano back. she attempt to get it back, but he pinned her down kissing her. she tried breaking free but he was too strong. then she rubbed his shoulders and he fell asleep again. and took the nano back. when he woke up he found himself on the street. he did....

[CraigNB]

the worst anyone could do! He pulled a hand pistol he had tucked in his waist the whole time and held it to his temple and...

[Nader172]

this is funny

[jedk]

Moved to Board Games.

[Kristiano]

With one move, Revolution just undermined the credibility of this thread :p

[Macromedia]

Nice move there Revolution. Now are we still continuing this little game?

[Winnipeg]

Originally posted by jcsickz
ummm, guys... you aren't gonna believe this but I can't find my ipod anywhere... I'll keep you updated. I don't want to jump to any conclusions just yet.

Served

[Derek McNelly]

Macromedia, Yes. The game will be continued.

[jcsickz]

quit hating you haters

[frisk291]

Originally posted by CraigNB
the worst anyone could do! He pulled a hand pistol he had tucked in his waist the whole time and held it to his temple and...

pulled the trigger only to hear the hollow clicking sound of a gun that did not have the safety turned off. Surprised to find himself still alive, he decided that it must be fate that prevented him from taking his own life. He began to walk down the street and happened to run into...

[MadBob]

a tree

[ipodphoto30]

Originally posted by jcsickz
quit hating you haters

well you just replied to us on somethign that means you've been reading. where's our update on what happened then?

i thought you just stopped reading our replies.

Anyways, he ran into a cop. The cop was taken immediately to her house. Then as he explained what happened, the girl sweet talked the cop. he was put into a trance and jumped out the window. He was really angry and was about to go crazy. so she asked you want this? huh you really want this? and she threw the ipod nano out the window.....

[jcsickz]

i never saw the girl again. :(

[iMonster]

is this a story or something why is this a board game ^_^;; ?

[Macromedia]

Ask the same question for everything in here. None of it involves a board.....

[DJ LUCiTE]

I got pretty "board" when reading the story...


ok, that was horrible. sorry. :D

[koolsteve]

dude that sucks, and its stupid no one belives you, no one belived me when i got jumped for my ipod, although i actually got it back the next day from the security guys at my highschool because my friends described the kids to the principle

but still. i belive you, and i know what to do,
just go through the yearbooks, and hurry, recognize her, get a name, search google, find a myspace or xanga with her name and talk to her friends and find out where she lives.

[mrdantownsend]

This is a joke right?

She stole your iPod?

This is exactly what everyone said was going to happen

[Nader172]

There's always a way to find people. With the internet, phones, etc. etc. etc. And chances are, if she's avoiding you like this, she stole your iPod.

[ipodphoto30]

Originally posted by Nader172
There's always a way to find people. With the internet, phones, etc. etc. etc. And chances are, if she's avoiding you like this, she stole your iPod.

nicely said.

[CraigNB]

Originally posted by ipodphoto30
he ran into a cop. The cop was taken immediately to her house. Then as he explained what happened, the girl sweet talked the cop. he was put into a trance and jumped out the window. He was really angry and was about to go crazy. so she asked you want this? huh you really want this? and she threw the ipod nano out the window.....

His eyes quickly darted to the window, then back to her beady eyes that were now flickering with a maniacal taunt, his eyes swiftly darted back to the window and in one quick leap head first he was brushing past the dry wooden frame of the eighth floor window...

[ipodphoto30]

Originally posted by CraigNB
His eyes quickly darted to the window, then back to her beady eyes that were now flickering with a maniacal taunt, his eyes swiftly darted back to the window and in one quick leap head first he was brushing past the dry wooden frame of the eighth floor window...

surprisingly he survived without any injuries. becauase he landed on the cop who had jumped out the window earlier. but the ipod nano was missing... and they were fenced off in the side of the house. so no one could've taken it. he searched around the area around him but the ipod was nowhere to be found. oh how close he came to getting it back. but instead he found 440 USD in the policeman's pocket... and the ipod nano in the other..... (please keep the story going don't end it on the next post)

[CraigNB]

Originally posted by ipodphoto30
surprisingly he survived without any injuries. becauase he landed on the cop who had jumped out the window earlier. but the ipod nano was missing... and they were fenced off in the side of the house. so no one could've taken it. he searched around the area around him but the ipod was nowhere to be found. oh how close he came to getting it back. but instead he found 440 USD in the policeman's pocket... and the ipod nano in the other.....

He stood up and brushed the newly imprinted dirt from his pleated pants and through his hands in the air his left clutching his unscathed Apple iPod nano and the right gripping tight to his newly stolen cash...he turned to run but...BAM...he was tackled by the now enraged female...she quickly pinned our weak hero to the ground, and demanded...

[ipodphoto30]

for the ipod nano, he was not willing to give it back to her. and he hid the cash in his back pocket where she couldn't see. he quickly slipped it in his pocket. As she is so agressive he didn't want to deal with her now that he had the money and ipod. and ran for his life. She chased him and even with her high heels on she still ran pretty fast. so now he was running for his life and she sweet talked a guy for a bike...

[frisk291]

Sorry for interrupting the story but I can't think of anything else interesting to add lol. But anyway, it would be great if we got a film crew together and made the first iLounge soap opera. It would be an epic story...just like R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet". :D

[ipodphoto30]

i hate trapped in the closet. but it would be a nice soap opera. it keeps ending in an interesting part. even though i don't like soaps.

[MadBob]

@jcsickz

I cannot believe you are still trolling ^_^

[CraigNB]

Originally posted by ipodphoto30
for the ipod nano, he was not willing to give it back to her. and he hid the cash in his back pocket where she couldn't see. he quickly slipped it in his pocket. As she is so agressive he didn't want to deal with her now that he had the money and ipod. and ran for his life. She chased him and even with her high heels on she still ran pretty fast. so now he was running for his life and she sweet talked a guy for a bike...

as we all know she is a sweet talker. So now the race was really on peddaling away on her newly aquired huffy mountain bike towards her goal. sweat dripped down our hero's face as he was swiftly swung at by the oncoming terror from behind. *woosh* she missed, he kept running and running but oh no he thought they were on a downhill run now and she could easily catch him. which she did.

[koolsteve]

come to think of it, if he hasnt replied by now he proobly made it up. he baley even talks on here.

[Derek McNelly]

Originally posted by CraigNB
as we all know she is a sweet talker. So now the race was really on peddaling away on her newly aquired huffy mountain bike towards her goal. sweat dripped down our hero's face as he was swiftly swung at by the oncoming terror from behind. *woosh* she missed, he kept running and running but oh no he thought they were on a downhill run now and she could easily catch him. which she did.

And just as she was about to grab the nano, Adam, the brushed steel guy, grabs the nano and brushes it. The girl immediately loses interest because she thinks the waranty is void, but then...

[ipodphoto30]

Originally posted by Freddy_Ramone
And just as she was about to grab the nano, Adam, the brushed steel guy, grabs the nano and brushes it. The girl immediately loses interest because she thinks the waranty is void, but then...

LOL! LMAO!

Adam quickly brushes it to perfection all nice vertical brushing and no engraving coming off even the sides were evenly brushed. no mirrored look at all. Our Hero asks who are you? Adam the brushed steel guy, replies I am your savior. I read your forum on iLounge and that is why i am here. The girl drives away on the huffy bike, when our hero runs out to....

[koolsteve]

the circus. where he is befriended by his fellow freak show freaks and also a pink elephant. he finally has found his home. where he is finally accepted for who he is untill....

[Derek McNelly]

Michael Dell grabs his nano and snaps it in half (I wanna do that too...) and hands him a Dell Diddy. Just then, he decides to...

[ipodphoto30]

kill Michael Dell! He hated Dell's MP3 players, so luckily this was a circus of electronics people. So one person caught it all on camera. Our hero decides to sue Michael Dell. Then cries over his snapped in half nano...

[sidebruns]

but then, he remembers he has the $440 USD in his back pocket. and being at an electronics circus, he looks around...

[Derek McNelly]

and buys a real iPod with his money [60 GB Video] and gets an Agent 18 case to protect it. He then proceeds to...

[ipodphoto30]

make sure that he is protected for now on. and made sure no girl(s) can ever sweet talk him into it again. he proceeds to load it up with plenty of songs. but he is forgetting something, he then starts out a new ipod life again. and forgets he ever had his nano. such a problem comes up on his computer that he couldn't transfer movies because he had windows 98....

[whocares33]

Fed up he puts XP on his computer, but he doesn’t realize that he didn’t put any antivirus software or even a good firewall with his new upgrade. Soon there after, his pc was filled with viruses, worms and trojans. This made his pc so slow that it took 2 hours for iTunes to start and then it would just crash. Then he got is identity stolen and was charged with buying over 400 new ipods. He tried fixing this by calling apple, but he was told that they couldn’t do anything. He was also told that should have been using a mac . . .

[koolsteve]

then mini me crashed through the window and laughed at him, and then kicked him the shin and ran away

[Ipod Monk]

I posted early on this: YOU WERE TO GET OWNED

Dont take the advice from me.... and thats what happened

Yes i AM a wise monk.

[QWER]

the ipod wizard bursts through the door and easily overpowers him beause of his weakened shin. He runs off and modifies the fonts and graphics, and then gives it to adam, the brushed steel guy, who quickly brushes it to perfection. then he sends the ipod to colorware to paint the ipod Blue, with a silver wheel. he puts ____'s return address on the box. Who will recieve the one-of-a-kind iPod? we may never know. . .

[polaris019]

o.O

Get real, people. It's obvious few of you have dealt with real women before. It's called 'making friendly conversation.' Not all females are out to get your iPod. Calm down.

[Chris-Man]

I didn't use an ipod to pick up chicks . . . I used my 17 inch laptop. That really wowed them. But it doesn't matter anymore because I'm married.

[ipodphoto30]

happy with his new ipod. he finally feels safe. everything custom and his name on the ipod and everything just until the same girl showed up and ...

[Derek McNelly]

kicked him square in the nads.

[ipodphoto30]

he fell down as any man would getting kicked in the baby maker. as he was down groaning about how it hurts, he held his ipod in his pocket. trying to make sure she doesn't acquire it. the girl decides to...

[thefonzdied]

call over Quentin Tarantino to..

[azlin_mk2]

give her some pleasure...

?

[Derek McNelly]

Only to discover that she's really Uma Thurman! Uma proceeds to take out her sword and...

[ipodphoto30]

threatens to chop his head if he doesn't give her his custom ipod. only then he finds out that he was being punk'd. mtv felt sorry about his story, and made a new show called pimp my ipod. since he customized his ipod so well. on his show he did....

[Kristiano]

MTV makes shoes?

[ipodphoto30]

Originally posted by Kristiano
MTV makes shoes?

sorry i meant show i edited it

[superman56]

chicks dig me now they dig me more since i got an ipod, cause u know, i am kinda a big deal :)

[ipodphoto30]

hasn't been replied to in a while.

~*bump*~

[mrdantownsend]

maybe for a reason?

[ipodlova]

OMG so ur the nerd i stole the ipod from!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

just kidding.

no offence buddy, but this story is way too far fetched for me to believe it. not even for a moment.

[ipodphoto30]

Long time no talky on here.

I still am not sure weather this was real or not.

[melsmusic]

And we want to know more now than we did back in March? :confused:

[mrdantownsend]

yeah, I dont think this guy was for real

it was a funny read though

[mithra]

I think this thread should be put out of its misery. :p According to the OP's profile he hasn't been logged in sincd January. What's the point of bringing this thread back?

[amru]

hilarious read.. specially the add ons by everyone else.

[Nader172]

It's amazing how this thread survived. I remember posting on it a while back just to rip on the guy, but then we all figured out that it was a load of crap. Don't believe it. I loved all the stories and things that people added on over the months and how it turned out to be a story. Interesting thread!

[Chewbacca]

Did you stick it to her then?

[VipFREAK]

hilarious read.. specially the add ons by everyone else.

I'll second that... bwahahahaha.

[LukeA]

And we want to know more now than we did back in March? :confused:
I didn't know about this thread until today, but I agree with the above quote.

[Eric Lewis]

Lol That Was So Funny!

[andy2808]

i've just read the past 10 pgs and i have one word for this guy, only one word....

sad

for god's sake, who would come on here, fantisize about a imaginary girl, lie alot etc.etc.etc.

[Eric Lewis]

very sad sad sad

[ThisisCraigP]

LOL very funny add ons to that guys story.

[baggss]

Sometimes I just don't read a thread because it seems...well...stupid. Sadly, I decided to give in and read this one. I have once again learned why I don't read stupid threads.

It was entertaining, but not worth the ~10 min it took to get through all 11 pages. I guess I was hoping that perhaps it was, unlike the OPs dating experience, building to a climax somewhere. Alas it was not to be.

[XxDemonxX]

LOL. this was deff a troll.

anyways. what happened to the girl?

[n3tfury]

hook, line, and sinker.