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kevmakara
07-03-2005, 05:59 PM
Alright, here's the game:
The first poster posts an accusation to the next poster. The second poster then must either accept or deny the first poster's accusation. Then the second poster must defens themselves briefly. Either by saying why they do, or do not accept the accusation. Finally the second poster, posts an accusation for the third poster and so on.
Accusations can be as funny, or rediculous as you like. In fact, it will probably be more fun if they are.
Here's an example:
P1: You own an iPod.
P2: Accept.
I have a 20GB 4G
You are a _____.
That's not a very funny one, but you get the idea.
Have fun!
Oh yea, I'll go first.
You live in Greenland (simple, I know).
Nope! :)
Accusation: If you're American, you'll have eaten a takeaway meal in the last week.
Verita'
07-03-2005, 06:44 PM
Nope.
You're a hermaphrodite with an IQ of 80 and like to lick the underside of school desks.
skateboarderx24
07-05-2005, 11:45 AM
nope
your a crazy republican bent on controlling the worlds oil supply
kevmakara
07-05-2005, 11:43 PM
Just to but in here *excuse me, ow... sorry*
Yea, just remember to defend yourself, come up with funny stuff, it'll be more fun that way.
kevmakara
07-05-2005, 11:46 PM
Yes, I most ascertainly am.
You are guilty of defacing public property by means of urination.
jessica.
07-05-2005, 11:58 PM
No. I pee sitting down, it's harder to deface public property that way.
You picked your nose at least once today.
judgedanny
07-06-2005, 12:02 AM
guilty as charged!
You are guilty of having to #### in a cup and then hurling it at someone you dislike!
nope! i give wet willies to people i dont like.
you have a crush on someone that speaks a different language
melsmusic
07-21-2005, 05:19 AM
Oh why did I get this one. Nope - I am married and faithful.
:p
Accusation: You didn't buy your ipod - you stole it.
Yes I did, but Stevie Wonder hasn't noticed yet.
Accusation - You haven't showered since the weekend.
melsmusic
07-21-2005, 06:52 AM
Neb you're awful :rolleyes:
Nope - Don't have an excess water bill for nothing (that means I have showered since the weekend). Nope to the accusation.
Accusation: You are going to go to Neb's house and beat him up for saying that :D
JustinHermary
07-22-2005, 03:48 AM
Yup!! :D
Accusation: You like cookies!!!!
melsmusic
07-23-2005, 10:41 AM
Yes sir. You caught my hand in the cookie jar.
Accusation: You are going to buy 4 bags of chocolate chip cookies and eat the whole lot in one go without sharing.
JustinHermary
07-23-2005, 10:13 PM
HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!! :D
Xbox or PS2???
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neither
you sniff heavy duty permanent markers!!
JustinHermary
07-24-2005, 02:09 PM
*shifty eyes*
HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!!
Just kidding. :D
skateboarderx24
07-30-2005, 12:12 AM
you dont really love cookies to death....you love carrot sticks and celary!
JustinHermary
07-31-2005, 12:22 AM
Im sorry, that is incorrect. You are the weakest link, goodbye.
v Eats goldfish for sport.
Response: They go well with mustard and wholemeal bread!
Accusation: You like to store socks down your underpants.
JustinHermary
08-01-2005, 05:45 PM
I like to store socks on my feet...:cool:
v Likes to roll old hair in paper and smoke it.
kevmakara
08-01-2005, 05:56 PM
Not JUST hair, I use my own special mixture of hair, grass (the kind moocows eat!), dead skin and grass. >_> <_<
You have a tendancy to throw hissy fits when people deny your frequent request of spitting in your mouth.
Response: Fortunately not many people turn me down, it's the snotty ones I love.
Accusation: You're guilty of not spending any time working out, and as a result find it increasingly hard to fit into lifts.
Kristiano
08-02-2005, 11:28 AM
Response: NOPE.
Accusation: You enjoyed reading Baggss v. Verita' ;)
moe_4eva
08-02-2005, 12:47 PM
Response: I still laugh thinking about it
Accusation: You have fantasized about your grade school teacher
Angelraine
08-04-2005, 10:07 PM
Oh god yes! Geography was more fun for it.
You still havn't given your mom her weekly rent check (You scoundrel!)
melsmusic
08-05-2005, 07:57 AM
Response: I don't live with my Mum anymore but nope never paid rent :D
Accusation: You are actually a man in woman's clothing, but your new boyfriend doesn't realise it yet.
Response: Yes, but my Elton is away on tour at the moment so he hasn't found out yet.
Accusation: You thought about stealing that little girl's lollipop the other day.
melsmusic
08-05-2005, 09:27 AM
Response: What do you mean thought about it !! I did steal it !!
Accusation: You are the little girl I stole it off.
moe_4eva
08-05-2005, 01:32 PM
Response: I cried and cried and cried.
Accusation: When you go into a job interview, you think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
Macromedia
08-06-2005, 01:08 AM
Respsonse: So that why I never got job......
Accusation: You don't flush the toliet
Response: Otherwise we'd have nothing for the BBQ
Accusation: You've been neglecting your mother.
response: yes, i have... she lives in a different country!
Accusation: you watch teletubbies... *shudder*