Ah, well I ended up getting a PS2! I got it 2 days ago and I'm loving it. I've put up some pics, but I haven't compressed them so they're about a meg each.
Ok, just a basic shot of it with all cords
http://img92.exs.cx/img92/2220/DSCN257.jpg
The unit by itself
http://img12.exs.cx/img12/2220/DSCN257.jpg
A thickness comparison (it's propped up by a game because I don't have the stand for it :P), so it's about 1 and 1/3 the width of a DVD case
http://img102.exs.cx/img102/3601/DSCN0257.jpg
And, of course, the obligatory iPod pics :P
http://img26.exs.cx/img26/8645/DSCN0258.jpg
http://img26.exs.cx/img26/8835/DSCN263.jpg