n2xe
Audio Evangelist
Talk about a lump of coal, who got a brown Zune for Christmas? Really, who's parents wouldn't spring the extra $10 for the real deal? Apple sold about 15 million iPods this season, Microsoft sold four Zunes. Who got em? I want to name names.
Who among you got the big brown turd? Worse yet, who's parents out there saved yet another $10 and got you a white Zune? Did your friends ask what you got for Christmas and did you neglect to mention the Turd?
Even worse, did your brother get an iPod and you got the Zune just so you two wouldn't have the same thing? Which one of you are held in such low esteem that you got a Zune for Christmas? Who among you has been plunking quarters into the Microsoft slot for those Zune Tune credits? Just curious. I don't want to make you feel bad or anything, I just want to know what thoughtless sub-human figured you were worthy of a Zune.
Who among you got the big brown turd? Worse yet, who's parents out there saved yet another $10 and got you a white Zune? Did your friends ask what you got for Christmas and did you neglect to mention the Turd?
Even worse, did your brother get an iPod and you got the Zune just so you two wouldn't have the same thing? Which one of you are held in such low esteem that you got a Zune for Christmas? Who among you has been plunking quarters into the Microsoft slot for those Zune Tune credits? Just curious. I don't want to make you feel bad or anything, I just want to know what thoughtless sub-human figured you were worthy of a Zune.